Louisiana will become the first state to require that public universities and K-12 schools display the Ten Commandments in every classroom after the Senate voted overwhelmingly to push forward new
Thou shalt not show up to church just to eat all the Jeez-Its and drink all the wine, then awkwardly leave after drunkenly asking the pastor’s daughter if she wants to bang in the belfry
Even if you’re really hungry? Or say it’s like a really really tasty sandwich. There’s got to be some wiggle number right.
But I have a BMW
In which case you’re exempt from the law, Blind Man Wagon.