“You can also add about 1/8 cup of non-toxic glue to the sauce to give it more tackiness.”

  • Baggins
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    11 months ago

    Thing is, if it’s non toxic, then it’s possibly safe. Maybe not pleasant, but not poisonous. Just as bad as pineapple on pizza.

    Wonder how long it’ll be before we get suggestions about eating detergent capsules or drinking bleach to cure covid.

    Training your AI on Reddit was never a good idea though, you just have to look at all the crap on there to realise that. Let’s just hope they didn’t use Facebook as well, or worse, Quora!

    • Jajcus
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      911 months ago

      Non-toxic glue would be starch or gelatine - both used as base of some ‘real glues’, both with valid culinary use, including exactly this use case. We just don’t call those ‘glue’ in this context.

      • Vodulas [they/them]
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        1311 months ago

        This is America, our non-toxic glue is made from plastic (PVA). It is definitely not for food and also not starch or gelatine.

        • Dave.
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          1511 months ago

          Also, things not designed for food use or human consumption don’t have to follow strict rules regarding their composition, and they’re not monitored.

          Nobody is checking PVA glue for heavy metals or melamine or pesticides or any other number of things that will give your insides a bad day.

          Nobody is issuing a recall if your bottle of glue ends up with ground up glass in it.

          Because it’s not food, and it doesn’t matter, until you put half a cup of it in your pizza because Google told you it was a good idea.

    • TWeaK
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      5611 months ago

      Just as bad as pineapple on pizza.

      Fuck you.

      Pineapple contains an enzyme that dissolves flesh. When you eat raw pineapple, it eats you back. This is why your mouth goes kind of numb if you eat a lot of it.

      However, with a little bit of heating the enzyme denatures and becomes nonfunctional. Thus, pineapple belongs on pizza.

      • @[email protected]
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        1411 months ago

        Fuck you.

        Pineapple is a wondrous and resplendent fruit. Sullying it in a melted grease puddle is heresy. Pineapple deserves better than that.

          • @[email protected]
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            11 months ago

            BLASPHEMY!

            Only Brazilian steakhouses may serve cooked pineapple and it must be grilled! Death to the deep fried non believers!

        • @[email protected]
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          1411 months ago

          Ham, pineapple, onions, green peppers, and jalapenos, no sauce. One of my favorite pizzas.

          There’s enough goodness that you really don’t need pizza sauce on it, or at least I’ve never come across a sauce that works with pineapple. But the flavors and textures work well together.

          • @[email protected]
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            311 months ago

            All of that is incredible except the pineapple. It’s like eating Italian-sausage ice cream or something. Both are great separate, but certainly not together!

          • pbjamm
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            511 months ago

            green peppers

            The worst pepper. Everything you add them to just ends up tasting like green bell pepper, which taste terrible. Yellow, Orange, or Red? Magnificent.

    • Joe
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      411 months ago

      You need training material for negative prompts too.

    • Vodulas [they/them]
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      2611 months ago

      Regardless of how wrong you are about pineapple on pizza (pepperoni and pineapple is always a solid choice), school glue is made from PVA, and while not toxic, is 100% not food. Pineapple is still food at the very least