“You can also add about 1/8 cup of non-toxic glue to the sauce to give it more tackiness.”

  • TWeaK
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    561 year ago

    Just as bad as pineapple on pizza.

    Fuck you.

    Pineapple contains an enzyme that dissolves flesh. When you eat raw pineapple, it eats you back. This is why your mouth goes kind of numb if you eat a lot of it.

    However, with a little bit of heating the enzyme denatures and becomes nonfunctional. Thus, pineapple belongs on pizza.

    • @[email protected]
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      141 year ago

      Fuck you.

      Pineapple is a wondrous and resplendent fruit. Sullying it in a melted grease puddle is heresy. Pineapple deserves better than that.

        • @[email protected]
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          1 year ago

          BLASPHEMY!

          Only Brazilian steakhouses may serve cooked pineapple and it must be grilled! Death to the deep fried non believers!

      • @[email protected]
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        141 year ago

        Ham, pineapple, onions, green peppers, and jalapenos, no sauce. One of my favorite pizzas.

        There’s enough goodness that you really don’t need pizza sauce on it, or at least I’ve never come across a sauce that works with pineapple. But the flavors and textures work well together.

        • @[email protected]
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          31 year ago

          All of that is incredible except the pineapple. It’s like eating Italian-sausage ice cream or something. Both are great separate, but certainly not together!

        • pbjamm
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          51 year ago

          green peppers

          The worst pepper. Everything you add them to just ends up tasting like green bell pepper, which taste terrible. Yellow, Orange, or Red? Magnificent.