🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 year agoAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square106fedilinkarrow-up1787
arrow-up1787imageAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 year agomessage-square106fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink146•1 year agoAnyone else expected this to… go somewhere? Like have an outcome?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink29•1 year ago open the door get on the floor everybody do the dinosaur that better?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•1 year agostories presented here should not be interpreted as fact. only a fool would take them for the truth
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink171•1 year agolack of a conclusion makes it more likely to be true. Fiction usually has a conclusion, life usually doesn’t
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•1 year agoI AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish53•1 year agoEh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•edit-21 year agoBased on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
Anyone else expected this to… go somewhere? Like have an outcome?
that better?
Much better
Walk. You walk the dinosaur.
stories presented here should not be interpreted as fact. only a fool would take them for the truth
lack of a conclusion makes it more likely to be true. Fiction usually has a conclusion, life usually doesn’t
Life always has a conclusion 💀
that’s the one guaranteed one we have!
Death and taxes, womp womp
I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.
Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
So far so good.
Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.