🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 year agoAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square106fedilinkarrow-up1787
arrow-up1787imageAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 year agomessage-square106fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink171•1 year agolack of a conclusion makes it more likely to be true. Fiction usually has a conclusion, life usually doesn’t
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish53•1 year agoEh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•edit-21 year agoBased on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•1 year agoI AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.
lack of a conclusion makes it more likely to be true. Fiction usually has a conclusion, life usually doesn’t
Life always has a conclusion 💀
Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
So far so good.
that’s the one guaranteed one we have!
Death and taxes, womp womp
I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.