You really didn’t have to hit post on this one, yeesh
The people have a right to know
*repost this one
I had seen this many-a-time on Reddit (it’s a site that’s like Lemmy but shittier)
Your correction doesn’t make sense, there’s no repost button.
But yeah, I’ve seen this on Reddit few years ago.
I’m in not trying to shit on you, OP! I was just saying I’ve seen this showerthought a bunch before.
Also your first sentence makes ZERO sense, as 99.999% of reposts are posted without the use of a dedicated repost button? Like is a “repost” button a button anyone has ever seen?
Quick edit: oh I totally see what you mean, my comment intended to transform “hit post on” into just “repost” hahaha
Now I want a cynical dev to make a Lemmy app that labels the post button as the repost button. Might as well assume all content is unoriginal, right?
Yeeeeh basically everything on the internet is unoriginal now. Even the comment I’m current making.
R9K was a cool experiment, until… well… the /b/. Which was like… the all of it.
Sounds like a great idea for April Fools.
What about when two human-centipedes kiss?
If one human centipede kisses its own ass it’ll be an infinite loop.
It becomes a torus.
With enough yoga and practice if you kiss your own ass, you’ll rupture space time continuum and create a point of singularity.
You’ll know how the sun feels, when it shines out your ass.
My organs have valves on them, so this doesn’t apply to me.
How many men connecting their penises into their butts would it take to form a complete circle?
At least two
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According to this , I would say it’s about nine.
Anyone ever done that on video in modern times?
Asking for a friend?
No, I want to see it.
There are 10 people in the picture
but only 2.5 socks
Yeah but there is always one guy that is slacking in group projects
Touché
Ah, yes the good ol’ days. Just people living in the moment. Not a cellphone in sight.
#squadgoals
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Also, kissing while having anal sex is sucking your own dick through a straw.
oh my
That’s cool, but the best trick is kissing during vaginal sex and blowing down her throat to get a nice warm breeze across your balls.
I think I’ve had enough internet for today.
Thanks for that.
Flip one of those bad boys around and baby, you’ve got a centipede going!
Thanks, I hate it
Today is a terrible day to have eyes.
Even worse a day, if you can read and have some sweet Hyperphantasia.
To be fair, I’d still trade that for my aphantasia any day.
I don’t like this
Thanks for the insight. Now I will always think of this when I see people kiss.
If each human has 7/8 openings . Two humans kissing have 14-16 openings … you basically have a bagpipe!
Update: 12-14 available openings… we lose two for the kissing.
It’s seven up to infinite, really. Topologically the number of holes increases if you have some certain features in your nasal cavities or have additional puncta
Well, if you count the pores, too, there’s many many holes, and if you get everyone on Earth to put one of their holes on one or more of someone else’s holes, there’s many many many holes.
Maybe it’s because I haven’t had coffee yet, but could you do the math for me? 12-14 doesn’t seem right.
Male 7: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra
Female 8: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra, 1 vagina
Male/Male Kissing : 7+7-2: 12 openings
Male/Female Kissing: 7+8-2: 13 openings
Female/Female Kissing: 8+8-2: 14 openings
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Vagina probably wouldn’t be considered a hole but a cleft in this situation. Everything else in that list is connected to the digestive system in some way but not the vagina.
Good point
What part do nostrils and ears play in the digestive system?
The ears are connected to the throat via the Eustachian tubes. Those tubes are the reason why you can swallow and equalize the pressure in your ears when you are diving or in an airplane. Noses are connected via the sinus cavities.
The urethra is still separate from the digestive system though.
I put liquid into my body.
My body digests this liquid.
My kidneys digest it into pee.
Pee comes out my urethra
Done and dusted
Here’s some trivia: People who don’t have the sublingual frenulum can, with some practice, reach their tongues to the nasal cavity and directly touch the back side entrance of both the nasal tubes (choanas) and eustachian tubes (auditory, surrounded by the bony cushion).
You’re welcome.
I know it shouldn’t be, but that’s nightmare fuel right there
Most force feeding torture is done via a tube inserted into the nostril, which goes all the way down to the stomach.
Topologically speaking, a vagina is, indeed, not a hole.
But if we are going by topology logic the vagina isn’t a true hole it’s caped by the womb init so it’s at most a cave
Ears terminate at the eardrum
Urethra terminates at the bladder.
There’s a tube connecting your ears to your mouth and urine has to make it from your digestion to bladder
Your digestive tract isn’t connected to your bladder with a tube or anything. Any liquid that gets to the bladder went through the kidney first
Got it. I thought you meant 12-14 openings each, and I was arguing semantics to myself about what could possibly be considered “openings” to make the number that big.
How was the coffee?
Good, thank you.
Saw this question on reddit that I thought was a joke but has haunted me ever since.
Are we donuts?
Reminds me of this video
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From an evolutionary standpoint, yeah, we’re donuts or tubes. It was either that or cups. Those creatures, like sea anemones eat and expel, erm, waste out of the same hole.
An example of a fellow tube is a sea cucumber
Topologically, a human has 7 holes.
Depends on the size of the hole you define. I love vsauce but I personally think he chose a hole size too small
Yea but … Hmmmm.
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Indeed
I laughed more than I am proud. The wife says that it is disgusting. I agree
