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Rikudou_Sage to [email protected]English • 2 years ago

When two people kiss, they form a long tube from one anus to the other

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When two people kiss, they form a long tube from one anus to the other

Rikudou_Sage to [email protected]English • 2 years ago
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  • Otter
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    142•2 years ago

    You really didn’t have to hit post on this one, yeesh

    • @[email protected]
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      62•2 years ago

      The people have a right to know

    • @[email protected]
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      21•2 years ago

      *repost this one

      I had seen this many-a-time on Reddit (it’s a site that’s like Lemmy but shittier)

      • Rikudou_SageOP
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        9•2 years ago

        Your correction doesn’t make sense, there’s no repost button.

        meme of a confused grandma saying you really didn't have to hit repost this one

        But yeah, I’ve seen this on Reddit few years ago.

        • @[email protected]
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          I’m in not trying to shit on you, OP! I was just saying I’ve seen this showerthought a bunch before.

          Also your first sentence makes ZERO sense, as 99.999% of reposts are posted without the use of a dedicated repost button? Like is a “repost” button a button anyone has ever seen?

          Quick edit: oh I totally see what you mean, my comment intended to transform “hit post on” into just “repost” hahaha

          • naticus
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            3•2 years ago

            Now I want a cynical dev to make a Lemmy app that labels the post button as the repost button. Might as well assume all content is unoriginal, right?

            • @[email protected]
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              Yeeeeh basically everything on the internet is unoriginal now. Even the comment I’m current making.

              R9K was a cool experiment, until… well… the /b/. Which was like… the all of it.

            • Rikudou_SageOP
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              1•2 years ago

              Sounds like a great idea for April Fools.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 years ago

    What about when two human-centipedes kiss?

    • @[email protected]
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      6•2 years ago

      If one human centipede kisses its own ass it’ll be an infinite loop.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        It becomes a torus.

  • alphacyberranger
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    18•2 years ago

    With enough yoga and practice if you kiss your own ass, you’ll rupture space time continuum and create a point of singularity.

    • kamenLady.
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      5•2 years ago

      You’ll know how the sun feels, when it shines out your ass.

  • @[email protected]
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    10•2 years ago

    My organs have valves on them, so this doesn’t apply to me.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    12•2 years ago

    How many men connecting their penises into their butts would it take to form a complete circle?

    • DreamButt
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      2•2 years ago

      At least two

      • @[email protected]
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        1•2 years ago

        Username checks out

    • @[email protected]
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      14•2 years ago

      According to this , I would say it’s about nine.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        Anyone ever done that on video in modern times?

        • Nfamwap
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          2•2 years ago

          Asking for a friend?

          • @[email protected]
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            No, I want to see it.

      • LoudWaterHombre
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        5•2 years ago

        There are 10 people in the picture

        • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆
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          2•2 years ago

          but only 2.5 socks

        • @[email protected]
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          7•2 years ago

          Yeah but there is always one guy that is slacking in group projects

          • LoudWaterHombre
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            Touché

      • @[email protected]
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        6•2 years ago

        Ah, yes the good ol’ days. Just people living in the moment. Not a cellphone in sight.

      • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙
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        3•2 years ago

        #squadgoals

  • @[email protected]
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    11•2 years ago

    I want to subscribe to your newsletter.

  • @[email protected]
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    49•2 years ago

    Also, kissing while having anal sex is sucking your own dick through a straw.

    • darcy
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      10•2 years ago

      oh my

      • @[email protected]
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        22•2 years ago

        That’s cool, but the best trick is kissing during vaginal sex and blowing down her throat to get a nice warm breeze across your balls.

        • @[email protected]
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          14•2 years ago

          I think I’ve had enough internet for today.

          Thanks for that.

  • @[email protected]
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    10•2 years ago

    Flip one of those bad boys around and baby, you’ve got a centipede going!

  • 1draw4u
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    21•2 years ago

    Thanks, I hate it

  • @[email protected]
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    Today is a terrible day to have eyes.

    • kamenLady.
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      Even worse a day, if you can read and have some sweet Hyperphantasia.

      • Rikudou_SageOP
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        To be fair, I’d still trade that for my aphantasia any day.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 years ago

    I don’t like this

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 years ago

    Thanks for the insight. Now I will always think of this when I see people kiss.

  • @[email protected]
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    If each human has 7/8 openings . Two humans kissing have 14-16 openings … you basically have a bagpipe!

    Update: 12-14 available openings… we lose two for the kissing.

    • silly goose meekah
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      It’s seven up to infinite, really. Topologically the number of holes increases if you have some certain features in your nasal cavities or have additional puncta

      • Bob
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        Well, if you count the pores, too, there’s many many holes, and if you get everyone on Earth to put one of their holes on one or more of someone else’s holes, there’s many many many holes.

    • @[email protected]
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      15•2 years ago

      Maybe it’s because I haven’t had coffee yet, but could you do the math for me? 12-14 doesn’t seem right.

      • @[email protected]
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        Male 7: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra

        Female 8: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra, 1 vagina

        Male/Male Kissing : 7+7-2: 12 openings

        Male/Female Kissing: 7+8-2: 13 openings

        Female/Female Kissing: 8+8-2: 14 openings

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        • teft
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          9•2 years ago

          Vagina probably wouldn’t be considered a hole but a cleft in this situation. Everything else in that list is connected to the digestive system in some way but not the vagina.

          • @[email protected]
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            2•2 years ago

            Good point

          • @[email protected]
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            What part do nostrils and ears play in the digestive system?

            • teft
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              The ears are connected to the throat via the Eustachian tubes. Those tubes are the reason why you can swallow and equalize the pressure in your ears when you are diving or in an airplane. Noses are connected via the sinus cavities.

              • @[email protected]
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                3•2 years ago

                The urethra is still separate from the digestive system though.

                • @[email protected]
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                  I put liquid into my body.

                  My body digests this liquid.

                  My kidneys digest it into pee.

                  Pee comes out my urethra

                  Done and dusted

            • @[email protected]
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              Here’s some trivia: People who don’t have the sublingual frenulum can, with some practice, reach their tongues to the nasal cavity and directly touch the back side entrance of both the nasal tubes (choanas) and eustachian tubes (auditory, surrounded by the bony cushion).

              You’re welcome.

              • @[email protected]
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                1•2 years ago

                I know it shouldn’t be, but that’s nightmare fuel right there

            • @[email protected]
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              Most force feeding torture is done via a tube inserted into the nostril, which goes all the way down to the stomach.

          • z500
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            Topologically speaking, a vagina is, indeed, not a hole.

        • credit crazy
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          But if we are going by topology logic the vagina isn’t a true hole it’s caped by the womb init so it’s at most a cave

          • @[email protected]
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            Ears terminate at the eardrum

            Urethra terminates at the bladder.

            • credit crazy
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              There’s a tube connecting your ears to your mouth and urine has to make it from your digestion to bladder

              • silly goose meekah
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                Your digestive tract isn’t connected to your bladder with a tube or anything. Any liquid that gets to the bladder went through the kidney first

        • @[email protected]
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          Got it. I thought you meant 12-14 openings each, and I was arguing semantics to myself about what could possibly be considered “openings” to make the number that big.

          • @[email protected]
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            6•2 years ago

            How was the coffee?

            • @[email protected]
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              Good, thank you.

  • @[email protected]
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    Saw this question on reddit that I thought was a joke but has haunted me ever since.

    Are we donuts?

    • @[email protected]
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      Reminds me of this video

      https://youtu.be/egEraZP9yXQ?si=-G5kZnH7QmZVzgH9

      • @[email protected]B
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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        https://piped.video/egEraZP9yXQ?si=-G5kZnH7QmZVzgH9

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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    • @[email protected]
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      From an evolutionary standpoint, yeah, we’re donuts or tubes. It was either that or cups. Those creatures, like sea anemones eat and expel, erm, waste out of the same hole.

      An example of a fellow tube is a sea cucumber

    • @[email protected]
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      Topologically, a human has 7 holes.

      • silly goose meekah
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        Depends on the size of the hole you define. I love vsauce but I personally think he chose a hole size too small

      • @[email protected]
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        Yea but … Hmmmm.

        …

        …

        …

        Indeed

  • @[email protected]
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    I laughed more than I am proud. The wife says that it is disgusting. I agree

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