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Flying SquidM to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago

Maybe AI won't be taking all of our jobs after all?

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Maybe AI won't be taking all of our jobs after all?

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Flying SquidM to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • IninewCrow
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    34•2 years ago

    Without fear … all you have is drywall compound and a great mix to patch a few holes in the wall.

    • @[email protected]
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      10•2 years ago

      the real cake is the holes we filled along the way

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @[email protected]
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    31•2 years ago

    You bad spellers are saving our jobs. Thank you.

    • @[email protected]
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      22•2 years ago

      Yor welbcumb.

  • Rentlar
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    22•2 years ago

    milk… miiiiilk.

  • @[email protected]
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    8•2 years ago

    Safran macht den Kuchen gehl

  • DrSleepless
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    115•2 years ago

    Gotta have fear

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      50•2 years ago

      Just make sure to separate the yellow fear from the white fear.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•2 years ago

        Yep, especially if you’re a Green Lantern

      • KingJalopy
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        23•2 years ago

        Once I got a double yellow fear. That was a good day.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          1•2 years ago

          Don’t pass on the double solid fear.

    • @[email protected]
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      11•2 years ago

      If you don’t have fresh fear, canned fear works fine.

    • @[email protected]
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      26•2 years ago

      You should use all-purpose fear, bread fear will make the cake tough.

  • NessD
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    23•2 years ago

    Remember to buy just a medium fear. Large fear will make you sore beating it stiff!

    • @[email protected]
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      5•2 years ago

      Boo!

      • NessD
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        1•2 years ago

        Argh!

  • @[email protected]
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    20•2 years ago

    Are any of these translated ingredients?

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      74•2 years ago

      Yes. Vedk is Croatian for butger.

      • @[email protected]
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        16•2 years ago

        How dare you, you son of a potper!

      • DancingIsForbidden
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        2 years ago

        Instructions unclear, I poured Vodka in my cake mix. Don’t think I can get butter out of my butt though.

  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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    110•2 years ago

    If you don’t have fresh vedk store bought is okay

    • @[email protected]
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      17•2 years ago

      All I could find was “I can’t believe it’s not vedk”. Is that ok?

      • @[email protected]
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        9•2 years ago

        It just won’t be as schmonfy, should be good enough though

  • @[email protected]
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    40•2 years ago

    Potper… I can’t stop giggling

  • OpenStars
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    7•2 years ago

    You can use an electric beater instead of a wire whisk. It makes it extra chewy. :-P

    • @[email protected]
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      11•2 years ago

      Electric potper

      • Flying SquidOPM
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        8•2 years ago

        You can’t use the electric potper if you’re using egs.

        • @[email protected]
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          7•2 years ago

          Certainly not with fear.

  • Seraph
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    30•2 years ago

    Butger

  • sour
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    10•2 years ago

    tofu

  • @[email protected]
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    9•2 years ago

    ah yes, using a highly specialized AI intended for image generation to create something that is usually in text form. truly a good judge of the quality of AI…

    • @[email protected]
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      11•2 years ago

      Only an AI would say this.

    • @[email protected]
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      13•2 years ago

      As far as I see it, the AI decided to label the ingredients

    • @[email protected]
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      38•2 years ago

      Who said literally anything about Dall-e’s quality? We’re just laughing at the results because they’re funny.

      • TheBurlapBandit
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        5•2 years ago

        “Maybe AI won’t be taking all of our jobs after all?”

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          41•2 years ago

          • @[email protected]
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            2•2 years ago

            Learned everything I know from a shitpost. That I did.

        • The Barto
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          7•2 years ago

          The joke is obviously pulling the piss out of those “ai dumb lol” posts.

  • Synapse
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    270•2 years ago

    And now for the secret ingredient… fear.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      There’s an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark from old school Nickelodeon (1992 to 1996) that had this as the exact premise.

    • @[email protected]
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      2 years ago

      I see we are using the Gordon Ramsay cookbook today. I prefer Justin Wilson, where the secret ingredient is wine for the cook

      • Flying SquidOPM
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        29•2 years ago

        Personally, I prefer Alton Brown, where the secret ingredient is goofiness.

        • metaStatic
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          18•2 years ago

          Personally I prefer Jamie Oliver where all the ingredients are olive oil

          • @[email protected]
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            11•2 years ago

            I’m a fan of James May’s secret ingredient, yelling “oh cock!” every so often.

            • @[email protected]
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              2•2 years ago

              I’m a fan of his other secret ingredient. CHEESE.

  • RandomStickman
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    26•2 years ago

    I got potper and vedk but what’s the 2 yellow cube please help it’s urgent

    • @[email protected]
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      26•2 years ago

      It’s malk.

      • @[email protected]
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        8•2 years ago

        Does it have vitamin R?

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      One’s hokt and the other is faith

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      18•2 years ago

      Ingredient X, the unknown element. Do not use in low gravity environments.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 years ago

        The shaving cream atom?

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 years ago

        Twitter?

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