i would say im a maximum 15 minute drive away from a cow at any given time.
Somewhere in the range of 500 ft to 2 miles. Almost 100% of the time
Like an hour, buggers are everywhere creating some issues. I don’t like them eating the plants. :(
Less than a mile.
20-25 minutes on a bike
These people saying “I am a great distance from a cow. There’s no chance of a cow flaling on my head right now” are gonna get the Earthworm Jim treatment
less than 1000m, but i’m about to catch a bus, so generally about 4000m
I am cow
like 50 moo-ters, I live on a farm
Over the road
assuming I’m correctly remembering what paddock they’re in, idk about 40-50 metres.
Probably a 15 minute drive, depending on traffic.
Max 1.5km
Can’t be exactly sure, but within 10 miles.
I live downwind from a town named after a breed of cow.
I live too close to cows, man, way to close.
The ones I’m seeing thru the window are moving right now so I couldn’t tell you exactly
MOOving
At any given moment, I am seconds away from having a cow.
simply have a cow man.