Is it shallow, or petty, to decide based on name alone? Yeah, pretty much, but there’s probably something, a product or service or site, that the name has made you gloss right over it or jump to it ASAP.

What are some examples that spring to mind for you?

  • @[email protected]
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    162 years ago

    Any product name which starts with “smart” or ends with “maker”.

    Both are just e-waste OOTB.

  • Illecors
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    2 years ago

    For 3 or 4 seasons I completely ignored Game of Thrones - the name just threw me off. To some extend I’m happy I did - there was a lot of content to catch up to when I finally did give the first episode a shot :)

      • Illecors
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        12 years ago

        It ended up in my top of all time :) Next to The Wire and Breaking Bad.

        • @[email protected]
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          22 years ago

          It ENDED in your top of all time?

          Well done for not letting the end ruin the beginning, I’ll rewatch it every so often but my god it leaves a sour taste these days. The last season is enough to undo all the good work they’d done to that point, it’s such a shame :(

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            32 years ago

            The ending is not great, but it definitely was an ending. Some shows can’t even manage that. And to me it hasn’t spoilt all the previous seasons - those were solid.

            • @[email protected]
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              Yeah I still rewatch and enjoy the heck out of it, but then the choice is either an incomplete story or a godawful ending with characters that barely resemble the ones I enjoyed initially.

              I don’t hate the show as a whole but it doesn’t get near my top 10, yet it could’ve been my number 1 of all time if they turned the last 2 seasons into 4 or 5 with the same quality as the first 4 or 5.

              I honestly don’t even hate the final picture, it’s just the complete lack of justification to get us there I can’t stand, and the embarrassing endings of some characters who deserved more (or should have died sooner).

  • @[email protected]
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    72 years ago

    I’ve been playing World of tanks blitz. I had fun, then discovered there is a world of warships blitz as well, which has a Dutch line of ships. It was the 1st game I heard of with Dutch content, so I’m now kinda hooked on it, chasing after all Dutch ships. It wasn’t exactly the name of the game, but more the hint of the content.

    BTW I’m Dutch, when you haven’t guessed it already. ;)

  • Boozilla
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    282 years ago

    Warby Parker. Something about the name just completely frosts me. I know I should grow up and give them a chance (because Luxotica is fucking evil). But it really turns me off. “Warby Parker”…sounds like the name of some kid who’s dad owns racehorses.

    • @[email protected]
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      52 years ago

      This is hilarious because it invokes same exact feeling for me when I hear the name. It just screams “New York socialite.”

      • Boozilla
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        12 years ago

        Glad I’m not the only one. I am highly averse to anything that sounds like a “lifestyle brand”. Hollister and such. I’ll never understand people who wear expensive brand name t-shirts and provide free advertising for giant corporations. Ryan George made a pretty funny YouTube video about this strange phenomenon.

    • @[email protected]
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      112 years ago

      I think part of the reason I use Zenni Optical online is because Warby Parker sounds like a place that’ll offer grandma glasses for stupid-expensive prices.

      • Boozilla
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        22 years ago

        I tried Zenni a couple of times. Really wanted to like them. But the glasses they sent me were horrible. I do have a somewhat complex prescription, though. I suspect for basic prescriptions they are OK.

      • @[email protected]
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        12 years ago

        That’s because Warby Parker is a place that’ll offer grandma glasses for stupid-expensive prices.

  • @[email protected]
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    182 years ago

    So easy! Whatsapp!

    Dumbest. Name. Ever.

    So hopelessly of its time, namely that moment when the word “app” was the coolest thing ever among normies because iPhone.

    And, cherry on the top, coined by geeks with language skills so poor that they thought “app” rhymes with “up”, which it absolutely does not to anyone who speaks English properly.

    What an embarrassingly dumb name.

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      I appreciate what you’re saying, but given the literal billions of users I’d say they absolutely nailed it.

      • @[email protected]
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        52 years ago

        If you want to make money hand-over-fist , you can’t shy away from the “normies.” IMO, using “normies” unironically is way more cringe.

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    Does judging books by their cover count? Seems like in the same vein…

    In the 90s, I avoided Lois McMaster Bujold’s Vorkosigan series books because the Baen covers were awful, and at the time she hadn’t written books for any other publisher so I didn’t get introduced to her via that route. In the 2010s I finally read her books…and I was mad as hell that they’d put such ugly covers on them back in the day, because I would’ve been crazy about this series in the 90s!

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      52 years ago

      in the same vein, I’m so glad they reprinted Glen Cook’s Black Company books, because no one I tried to get interested in them would read them with the old covers. I’m not sure even I did. I certainly can’t imagine I deliberately chose to pick up a book with this cover.

        • @[email protected]
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          22 years ago

          I used to! I picked up a set of Black Co at a used book store to try and loan out. finally didn’t come back after I “lost” the cover and apologized for the state of the book I was loaning. but got another convert, so a win in my book.

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    When I shop on Amazon and see the obvious China companies that sell the same product but have the strangest names. Definitely avoid those products. If I see a.company only ships via fedex, I avoid doing business with that company. Dang, I know I have more just can’t think of them right now with morning brain.

    Edit: I avoid many major brands too. I belive them to be selling because of the name alone rather than having a quality product anymore. Dr Scholls is one of those,

    • @[email protected]
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      72 years ago

      They’re all random names consisting of 7 capital letters too DINGBAO, VXSUFEN, WEGTHOS, etc.

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        32 years ago

        Love it when they consist only of consonants. Saw something along the lines of XYGDLFW the other day

      • starbreaker
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        52 years ago

        At least “dingbao” can be pronounced. Some of the others sound like names for elder gods in bad Lovecraftian fanfic.

    • @[email protected]
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      22 years ago

      yeah, I do still buy from Chinese companies sometimes, but only if they are smart enough to use a name that doesn’t sound like someone just used a random password generator and said “good enough”… or … whatever the Cantonese equivalent of “good enough” is, I suppose.

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    142 years ago

    I thought Fight Club was a boxing movie and had no interest in seeing it. I only saw it because I tried downloading Jackass on Kazaa and it ended up being Fight Club. The intro had me hooked.

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      02 years ago

      I don’t eat tofu, nor been around folks that do (or do and talk about it), so I’m whiffing here. Is it because tofu spoils when left open, or is there a pronunciation part I’m missing?