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what makes an attack “Hamas-style”?
They sauté the onions, add pickles and special sauce.
Hamas-style™ now is the official brand name for sneak attack. The imperial Japanese navy conducted an Hamas-style attack on pearl harbor. Reports of an hamas-style attack against the roman legions in Teutoburg Forest. That fake punt was an Hamas-style play.
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Oppa hamas style!
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paragliders???
It must originate from the eastern region of the mediterranean, else it’s just sparkling militias
North Koreans don’t need to descend from paragliders. They will use necromancy to raise their soldiers who died in South Korea during the Korean War and attack it from inside.
But how real are these fears?
Not at all real
‘Taiwan’ fears Hamas-style attack from the west.
juche paraglider gang let’s go
Ok start a war with North Korea then, see how well that works out for you
Actually please don’t because I’m not enthusiastic about the 25M NKorean civilians who will be targeted for an aerial bombardment genocide.
Me neither, but I also wonder if three simultaneous wars might break the western MIC and lead to potential gains on all three fronts.
It feels like more and more of our economy is becoming an explicit engine for manufacturing weapons to export abroad at a loss. Like we’re just subsidizing people killing each other overseas, and not even with a particularly high success rate.
I do wonder if we’ll ever see a Congress that gridlocks hard enough during a downturn to legit bankrupt one of the major defense contractors. Boeing certainly got close for a minute there, back in 2020. And if we lose a company like Boeing, we lose the ability to make advanced aircraft, which will set us back quite badly on a national stage.
a completely unpredictable consequence of making the MiC the only welfare program in the country. who could have seen this coming??
The Hamas style attack will be in retaliation for the Gangnam Style incursion of 2012.
PSY is short for PSYOP because he tricked the westerners into thinking he’s just a viral pop singer. He’s in fact a high ranking Juche sleeper agent who almost got caught early in his career. He played us like a damn fiddle
He was cooking ngl
based
They’ve had it coming.
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What the fuck would they get out of it, geniuses
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP OH MY FUCKING GOD!What’s the demographics of the people who live on the South Korean border of the DMz?
Is it rich freaks, or is that where they shove poor and marginalized people?
Seoul is actually pretty close to the DMZ. Plenty of rich folks there. If shit really kicked off the city could be obliterated by artillery pretty quickly. Not sure why DPRK would need to do “Hamas style attacks” when they could just do that instead.
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I think hamas style is a placeholder for “justified counterattack against aggression” that makes it sound like a bad thing?
Maybe because there are nearly 10 million people in Seoul and the wholesale bombardment of them would result in massive civilian casualties that would rightfully be condemned as a crime against humanity?
Sounds like South Korea needs to stop using the people of Seoul as human shields.
Yeah but when you imagine that the WPK is basically Korean Hamas, what does your boogeyman care for civilian casualties?
Well, yeah. Point was more just that there is no need for insurgent/Guerilla tactics when you have a massive conventional force dug in within shooting distance of a bunch critical potential targets.
Close enough that the US bombed it a lot during the Korean war
They have to play this word association game so that they can re-use their old propaganda to transfer negative feelings to
[insert current enemy].2086 Presidential Debates:
"First off, I would like to begin by denouncing my opponent for his ties to North-Korean style Satanic Fentanyl Cartels smuggling Migrants across the borders to enact their Putinist-Communist Islamic Radical Feminism in the hopes that every woman in the U-nited STates will have a spontaneous abortion so they can use the confusion to take our guns away. I yield the rest of my time. "
“I have never, nor will I ever be, a part of NKSFCMPCIRF. My friend across the aisle here, who I often see privately on his estate in Texas for drinks, is simply trying to smear my good name. In fact, my fellow Democratic congressmen recently approved funding for an array of autonomous hunter-killer drones to patrol the borders and inner cities for evidence of uncouth and uncivil behavior, which we all know is grounds for the immediate execution of any low-income offender. My hope is that we can perhaps work together on larger issues like the giant sinkhole that has opened up in the middle of the US, and is currently threatening the tectonic stability -” “HORSE SHIT! There’s no dang evidence of any pot hole, look I’ll call my sister in Nebraska right now, you’ll see.” “I completely concede my point, you’re absolutely right sir. Please take my wife too.”
uncritical support for the DPRK in its heroic struggle to liberate occupied Korea from the genocidal American empire
Maybe…just maybe Isn’t Real’s unchecked genocidal tantrums is “complicating” things for those who are complicit with said genocidal tantrums?
North Korea has kept to itself for something like 70 fucking years and still people are utterly terrified that they’ll leap across the border and do Evil Communist things the moment South Korea’s back is turned
back in the 60s and 70s things were more intense, DPRK has dug tunnels under the DMZ and there have been some cross-border incidents such as the Blue House Raid
but yeah it’s been quiet since the 90s and the Arduous March as far as I know
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DPRK posters are best posters
North Korea has kept to itself for something like 70 fucking years
I have to assume you’re mistaken, because we get a new “North Korea Hackers Infiltrating Bitcoin!”, “North Korea Launches Kryptonite tipped missile directly at Japan but accidentally misses!”, and “North Korea Potemkin Grocery Store Selling Fentanyl Transgender Candy With Razor Blades In It” news articles every few weeks.
Does anyone know if the reports their ambassadors used to sell drugs when on trips, and that they sell meth internationally, has any truth to it?
What, like Air America shit or diplomats with trench coats filled with Hamas fentanyl bombs and weed vapes?
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Yeah I find the image of North Korean diplomats smuggling heroin into Copenhagen honestly hilarious and the lumpen-reactionary in me kinda respects the hustle.
Probably a good idea to call off any planned BTS concerts in the DMZ for the time being.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
North Korea fears Israeli-style indiscriminate bombing campaign against civilian infrastructure (again)
