Not only that but you’re often competing against buyers who have the entire value of the house in cash and are willing to pay over asking price and waive inspections

HAD TO HAVE HIGH HIGH HOPES FOR A LIVIN

ta baseado

“why do I always have fascists around me when I’m only doing it ironically?”

crazy how there is only one political opinion in the entire United States federal government on this issue, which is “yes, I eagerly support genocide”

like look at this shit, there are over 400 representatives and every single one of them agrees on this issue: https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/house-resolution/888/all-actions?overview=closed&q={"roll-call-vote"%3A"all"}

tlaib was the lone ‘present’ and a republican voted no lmao

and yet it’s sooooooooooooo important to vote so that my views are represented!!!

Well, also, 40 years ago NAFTA wasn’t a thing, so the people who are now bloodthirsty maniacs were then stably employed and had no practical reason for their hate.

Eating your landlord is vegan!

I grew up in subzero temperatures and I’m tempted to turn on my air conditioning rn

I thought this shit was supposed to happen over the course of a century, not that winter would simply cease to exist within the past 10 years

God this is so me, or just a fucking broom! Takes two seconds!

CR-7 the GOAT

Incoming tax breaks for landlords who own buildings in distressed communities

Hahaha but only bc they canceled How To With John Wilson

me at the function with my newfound confidence:

Hopefully that will bring more attention and popular sentiment?? Idk I’m just grasping for silver linings haha.

I feel like for a while we lived in this objectivist internet zeitgeist where Google was a source of Truth, but seeing its ad- and AI-driven enshittification seems to be ushering in a new era where searching is just… harder and worse. Similarly, Twitter was once THE forum for Information And Discourse, and we no longer have that… We’re seeing an interesting Tower of Babel moment for the internet, and as it extends to other forms of media I can’t help but wonder how many people will simply drift away from it, as they were never power users to begin with.

Maybe I’m just a prisoner of the moment and new search engines and fora / social media will pop up to take their place, but I’m rooting for the outcome where people start to feel like nothing on their devices is interesting anymore, so they opt to put them down.

(gestures broadly at the current state of things)

I think I might be a garbage AI accelerationist. If the total inundation of LLM slop makes the internet and cable television unusable, maybe people will go back outside and interact with each other face to face again…?

Lmao gottem