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    2 for money

    3 for everything else. Think about it! Assuming you can teleport in any direction as fast as you can think then you can fly, move super fast, dodge any attack, pass through thin barriers (such as fences, thin walls, etc) swim super fast and depending on the rules of this power maybe you can poop really fast by teleporting away but leaving your poop behind!

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    22 years ago

    Question: Are pants and underwear considered as a container?

    “Officer I swear I just wanted to see which phone causes such a big bulge in his pockets! How could I know that the pills grant X Ray vision!”

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    3, 7 in is enough to travel through a few mm thick steel wall

    7, being able to see through the walls of an actual container can save some time while robbing them

    Also,

    5, controlling a toaster with your mind is like controlling a pretty impractical relay. Combine it with amateur arduino skills and you can actually control any electro mechanical device with your mind. In that case i would pick 5 and 2. Selling the gravel will pay for the expensive hobby

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    132 years ago

    I pick 5 to make infinite money.

    Step 1 - Buy some used toasters

    Step 2 - Rebrand and sell those toasters

    Step 3 - Make every toaster that isn’t mine fail catastrophically

    Step 4 - PROFIT!

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    52 years ago

    1 and 2. The gravel to sell and the oysters to get a sense of how communications with other animals work. If I can communicate with an oyster, my understanding of communication could potentially extrapolate to higher animals.

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    372 years ago

    2 and 3 without question.

    You’d make ludicrous money from the construction industry with an unlimited supply of gravel, while being able to teleport 7 inches would be useful for break-ins.