I bet he’s secretly ultra gay
I’m right there with you. It’s always those who scream the loudest
God doesn’t do anything anymore. In the bible times he was powerful. I think his mojo wore off.
Funny how that coincided directly with mass distributed modern record keeping.
God just doesn’t want the paparazzi hounding him.
“Can’t smite even one guy without everyone going all New Testament on you and writing about it in the newspaper”, said the Lord when asked for a comment.
Thank you for the recognition Mike! I am prepared to personally accept whatever award you have for making God angry. It’d be a goddamn pleasure!
So the dude is a straight up lunatic? He belongs inside a fuckin insane asylum.
He’s attractive to a very specific voting demographic.
Johnson then wrote that he worries that “our culture has fallen so far” since the United States’ founding in 1776. “I fear America may be beyond redemption,” he adds.Since 1776? The year of the signing of the Declaration of Independence? I would think America got quite a bit better since then. I can think of just a few things that have made it better like:
- 1787 Creation and signing of the US Constitution including that 1st Amendment including the words “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.”
- 1865 13th Amendment abolished slavery in the United States
- 1870 15th Amendment granting black men the right to vote.
- 1920 19th Amendment to the Constitution granted women the right to vote and was ratified by the states
If Mike Johnson sees these things as a decline of the United States since the Declaration of Independence, he is saying he is seeing other besides white men gaining the ability to vote as a bad thing.
Republicans, your chosen Speaker of the House sees the Constitution of the United States as a negative thing!
When it got worse was when Nixon sold out the population in the 70ies.
I mean tbf his ilk are really yearning for those articles of confederation days now that the tide on federation is beginning a grindingly slow turn against them
Something the sheer degree to which Millennials and Gen Z have embraced the cause of Palestine is probably putting into an extremely sharp focus as of late.
When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.
If Mike Johnson sees these things as a decline of the United States since the Declaration of Independence, he is saying he is seeing other besides white men gaining the ability to vote as a bad thing.
Oh you know that’s exactly what he’s thinking!
He 100% believes that
Back in the good ol’ days where you were committed to a mental institution if found masterbating.
Now we get people doctorbating unpunished.
Pretty sure in the 1700’s if they though you were cuckoo, they just strung you up from a tree
Probably that, too.
The thing is about 20 years ago I toured a preserved colonial town in New England (I forget the name, it was in Virginia) and there was a book on display which was an inpatient log for a mental ward. And some of the entries’ reason for admission was “masterbation”.
By the way, New England is specifically the northeast states of Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and Rhode Island! Virginia was one of the English colonies but isn’t part of New England.
Huh. TIL.
Why is that?
Because they were only engl-ish
It’s the name John Smith gave the area when he landed there that was later adopted by Pilgrims in Plymouth Colony who rode over on the Mayflower.
Cool. I thought “New England” meant the original thirteen colonies. But I’m from the Midwest, so what do I know? ;)
Colonial Williamsburg?
Good question, not sure. I don’t even remember what was nearby.
looks at some pictures
Could be, but then all English towns looked the same back then. I don’t remember any buildings quite that big though.
Bedlam Hospital opened in 1330.
Depends. If you were crazy and they thought you were harmful, then probably yes. They also had sanitariums.
It was also not densely populated. It was pretty easy to simply banish someone and they would just fuck off to be on their own.
I want everyone to become LGBT in US and Europe. Everyyyyyyyyoooooonnnnnee!
This will make Iran, China, Russia and other countries better off - economically, militarily and population-wise.
My go to is always number of hurricanes that hit fabulous san francisco vs the conservative gulf states.
Boy I’m glad so many people are religious out of politeness so morons like this don’t just get laughed out of the room.
What a turd
I’d like to see him try.
But it looks like this asshole is going to punish America instead.
Yeah but you see they’re carrying out God’s work so it’s fine. Especially when it’s hurting the “right kind” of people.
Ugh I hate all of those words
Last time I checked Jesus hated lots of minorities and thought they were beyond redemption for what ever reason /s
The weirdest part is if an uprising ever happen in the US due to their decades of terrible policy making; they’ll blame the gays and Muslims for it all. So yes, their technically right…
Mike longed to see depraved gay teens being punished, but he can’t watch those videos without his son knowing.
Such a negative human being.
Multiply by i to make it imaginary. If you want, you can multiply by i again and make it positive.
Considering LGBTQ+ is a protected group in the USA, surely the Speaker of the House Mike Johnson’s comments are tantamount to criminal harassment if not hate motivated harassment.
We don’t have hate crimes. That’s not a concept that exists legally. As for harrassment, I don’t think it’d stand in court, and good luck suing the Speaker of the House
Considering LGBTQ+ is a protected group in the USA
[citation needed]
As far as I understand, the US “Equality Act” fizzled out the last time it tried to make its way through the US parliament. That would codify LGBTQ+ protections into actual law in the US. The closest thing I can find is a Supreme Court ruling that LGBTQ protections are covered under the Civil Rights Act in Bostock v. Clayton County, but the Supreme Court is a fickle beast, and I doubt they would rule the same way today if it were challenged again.
How can he be anti-gay when he has Trump’s cock in his mouth and ass 24/7?
To be fair, he can barely feel it.
