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WashedOver to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago

Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...

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Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...

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WashedOver to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    2 years ago

    Somehow I find the worst thing in the story that it’s the worst infection they’ve seen in months. Not years, months!

    • @[email protected]
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      8•2 years ago

      The worst part is anyone thinking this bullshit is remotely plausible.

  • StrikerM
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    47•2 years ago

    Please put a trigger warning and a NSFW on this one. Keep in mind some people might want a bit of a warning that the meme they clicked on graphically describes a vagina infection.

    • Grammaton Cleric
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      19•2 years ago

      Might as well put that warning on the whole damn Internet. There’s no bumper bowling on the Information Superhighway 😂

    • @[email protected]
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      deleted by creator

    • @[email protected]
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      NSFL*

    • @[email protected]
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      “Coward.”

    • @[email protected]
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      lol at first i thought this was the nsfw train copypasta

    • Druid
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      4•2 years ago

      People arguing whether this is appropriate or not is so stupid. It literally won’t change a thing for those people, but to others it might actually make a difference and save them some trouble. What’s to lose here? Gee

    • @[email protected]
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      Yeah! I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

    • @[email protected]
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      11•2 years ago

      The internet is not for the weak.

    • @[email protected]
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      21•2 years ago

      Oh come on. It’s text. You can stop reading at any time. Not everything has to have trigger warnings, which are generally not effective and can in fact be harmful

      • StrikerM
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        10•2 years ago

        I dunno. Some people may not like to read about vaginas seeping pus and would probably appreciate a heads up that the meme contains that.

        • @[email protected]
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          6•2 years ago

          This is a shitposting sub. There’s lots of stuff that lots of people don’t want to read. Doesn’t mean every post needs to have a description of what will be in the post. And marking it as NSFW just devalues the point of NSFW

      • @[email protected]
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        21•2 years ago

        I don’t think marking it as NSFW is an unreasonable request. Especially when it actually is NSFW.

        • @[email protected]
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          4•2 years ago

          What do you mean “it actually is NSFW”? What’s NSFW about it?

          • @[email protected]
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            I can’t tell if you’re joking

            • @[email protected]
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              2•2 years ago

              I’m not joking. What makes it not safe for work? It’s text

              • @[email protected]
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                2 years ago

                The contents of the text

              • @[email protected]
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                Eh, I can see it - like right now I’m posting this from my phone but I’m on my employer’s wifi, some employers might have a problem with what is accessed over their network… Though if that’s the case, pretty much all of Lemmy should probably be considered NSFW…

                • @[email protected]
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                  1•2 years ago

                  If that’s the standard we use, even being on lemmy is nsfw. The titles/thumbnails/etc.

      • @[email protected]
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        12•2 years ago

        I agree with this take. The point of NSFW is pictures, not text. Who’s reading over your shoulder?

        • @[email protected]
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          deleted by creator

        • StrikerM
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          12•2 years ago

          It’s not that people might read it over your shoulders and be offended. It’s the fact that it’s gross and some might not like being exposed to it. Keep in mind there’s been multiple reports about this post.

  • @[email protected]
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    181•2 years ago

    Sometimes I like to remind myself the internet is full of fake stories. Today I pray I stumbled across one of those. Infact I insist I do.

    • Grammaton Cleric
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      51•2 years ago

      Doesn’t matter if it’s fake.

      It’s in your head now.

      It’s in all of our heads now.

      We all lost the pussy pussy game

  • @[email protected]
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    19•2 years ago

    The boyfriend just likes probiotics

  • @[email protected]
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    16•2 years ago

    Welp, that’s enough life for me.

    • I Cast Fist
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      Lots of different bacterial life, indeed

  • @[email protected]
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    /l/BadWomensAnatomy and /l/MenWritingWomen.

    Fake af

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      did you just replace the Rs with Ls because we’re not on reedit anymore?

      you know it’s /c/ on Lemmy right?

    • @[email protected]
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      17•2 years ago

      Hopefully it is fake… but stranger things have happened.

      • @[email protected]
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        Personal experience?

        • @[email protected]
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          I’m unsure whether I could joke “I wish”.

    • @[email protected]
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      Even so someone actually thought of it and I find it equally disturbing

      • @[email protected]
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        Meh

  • NoIWontPickaName
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    I don’t like the fediverse version of the jolly rancher story

    • @[email protected]
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      I’m not sure if I should ask after the horror I just read, but… What is the jolly rancher story?

      • kase
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        7•2 years ago

        Buddy I’m warning you, delete this comment before anyone can give you the link. It’s for your own good

      • L3ft_F13ld!
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        Old Reddit thing. Just as infamous as the boy who broke his arms. Similarly disgusting as this one.

  • @[email protected]
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    deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    10•2 years ago

    That’s enough internet for today

  • @[email protected]
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    24•2 years ago

    What a terrible day to have eyes.

  • @[email protected]
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    16•2 years ago

    You know I would hope that’s fake but…

    Hm.

    • @[email protected]
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      D_trump was president in this timeline so at the very least you should except some sicko out there likes the taste of [EXPLETIVE DELETED].

      • @[email protected]
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        I never even imagined someone would indulge in [COGNITOHAZARD REMOVED]

        I gotta [DATA EXPUNGED] real quick

      • @[email protected]
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        even before trump was president a father killed his entire family because his son found a picture of the father sucking on a poopy diaper

  • @[email protected]
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    Typical day as a mod

    • Ghostalmedia
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      I wish. Over at [email protected] I end up having to vet hours of rule-violating disinformation videos. I feel like stinky genitalia content would be an upgrade from Trump videos.

      • @[email protected]
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        I was a c/news mod for a bit and it was fucking hell. So many ad posts!

  • @[email protected]
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    Yeah, we are all horrified and all, but no-one is asking the pertinent question:

    What did it taste like?

    • @[email protected]
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      Like Skittles apparently.

      Taste the rainbow.

      • @[email protected]
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        https://youtu.be/q8bNXXrnDSo or

        • @[email protected]B
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          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

          https://piped.video/q8bNXXrnDSo

          Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

          I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

    • IninewCrow
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      The Inuit (formerly called the derogatory ‘Eskimos’) have a taste for fermented whale blubber.

      The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.

      There’s something about living in freezing weather and developing a taste for semi rotten food.

      • @[email protected]
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        So do the Japanese…

      • Marxism-Fennekinism
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        Likely because there aren’t a lot of herbs and spices where it’s cold and fermentation adds complexity to the flavour.

      • @[email protected]
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        The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.

        Excuse me, but that’s only the Swedes! We may have other weird eating habits in Denmark but surströmning ain’t one.

        • Victor
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          Swede here, can confirm swedes like some of the nastiest mf bs. I don’t get it. I just stay clear.

      • @[email protected]
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        Til en viss grad. Lutefisk lukter av vellagret kukost.

      • @[email protected]
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        I’d wager it has something to do with living in a barren wasteland for at least half the year.

        • @[email protected]
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          When the choice is between starve to death or eat the putrid thing, most people will eat the putrid thing.

          I dont think the boyfriendvwas at risk if starving.

          • @[email protected]
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            Yeah no I was speaking about the scandinavians, not the bf.

      • @[email protected]
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        Imagine, there are even millions of people that eat fermented milk!

        • I Cast Fist
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          Tasty, tasty fermented milk, both as liquid or solid

    • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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      Like a Jolly Rancher, of course.

      • @[email protected]
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        cries in reddit

      • @[email protected]
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        That’s the story I was expecting

  • @[email protected]
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    25•2 years ago

    I think the meme would be improved if it went angel>devil instead of devil>angel, feels like a more logical progression.

    • @[email protected]
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      Agreed

  • @[email protected]
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    WAT.

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