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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 1 year ago

Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

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Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    19•1 year ago

    One bullet hits the body and the crew goes deaf.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      deleted by creator

    • @[email protected]
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      12•1 year ago

      Earplugs

      • @[email protected]
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        14•1 year ago

        Do they make those for lungs?

        • 𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚
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          12•1 year ago

          Lungplugs

          • @[email protected]
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            6•1 year ago

            Plungs.

            No wait, that’s terrible.

  • @[email protected]
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    96•1 year ago

    That would be such a flex. You’re driving through the desert with you tank full of water and people around you are dying of dehydration.

    • ivanafterall
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      63•1 year ago

      *swimming through the desert in your tank

      • @[email protected]
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        23•1 year ago

        Well I swim through the desert in a tank with no name…

        • @[email protected]
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          7•1 year ago

          It felt good to be out of the rain in the wet tank blob blob blob

    • @[email protected]
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      7•1 year ago

      A fridge company transport a metric ton of ice through the Sahara as a publicity stunt. Fun video

      spoiler

      The water was contained with asbestos but they also transported medice and salted fish.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•1 year ago

      Driving around in a hot tub!

  • @[email protected]
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    14•1 year ago

    Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, you man the guns and I’ll drive.

    • ☭ SaltyIceteaMaker ☭
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      1•1 year ago

      That was a let down to say the least

  • @[email protected]
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    68•1 year ago

    You can pee wherever/whenever you want.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      deleted by creator

    • Neato
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      69•1 year ago

      Correction: you can no longer drink the water.

      • ivanafterall
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        4•1 year ago

        Was that really your first inclination?

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 year ago

          ;)

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        It’ll take awhile before even some dehydrated piss will cause dangerous levels in a tank full of water.

      • @[email protected]
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        32•1 year ago

        Bear Grylls has entered the chat

        • @[email protected]
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          12•1 year ago

          Bear Grylls has entered a hotel

  • @[email protected]
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    20•1 year ago

    We don’t need emotional support fish, we need tank operator fish

    • @[email protected]
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      8•1 year ago

      the loader dolphin project was a failure

  • Rentlar
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    94•1 year ago

    When this tank gets hit by a shell:

    Why is there smoke coming out of your tank, Seymour?

    Oh ho, no! That isn’t smoke, it’s steam! Steam from the steamed tanks we’re having! Mmm, steamed tanks!

    • @[email protected]
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      11•1 year ago

      Wait, so a shell hits a tank and it superheats the air inside? Is that real?

      • Rentlar
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        18•1 year ago

        Only if you’re trying to prepare an unforgettable luncheon and are within view of the Aurora Borealis. /ncd

        The water would heat up and boil slowly and eventually if there was a fire occuring on the outside of the tank.

        If it is hit in an area which causes the tank’s armaments to explode into the crew cabin then yes you would have a Russian Instant Pot…

  • @[email protected]
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    16•1 year ago

    Stand aside Pierre Sprey!

    The Fighter Plane Mafia has nothing on…

    … The CDRMittens Reverse Land Submarine War Philosopher Crew!

  • @[email protected]
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    6•1 year ago

    You know what’s denser than water and still liquid(ish) . . . concrete

    Well, until it hardens that is. /s

  • @[email protected]
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    25•1 year ago

    Welcome to Marines. Literally.

  • @[email protected]
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    36•1 year ago

    I can’t wait to join the Army Diver Armored Division.

    • @[email protected]
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      21•1 year ago

      Maybe it’s a navy tank?

      • @[email protected]
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        19•1 year ago

        SONAR CONTACT BEARING 322, DEPLOYING ABRAMS.

        • @[email protected]
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          10•1 year ago

          Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.

          • @[email protected]
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            7•1 year ago

            COMRADE CAPTAIN, UNKNOWN AMERICAN CONTACT DIVING 50 METERS A SECOND AND TRACKS ARE CAVITATING.

    • teft
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      9•1 year ago

      I wanna be an ARMDIVARMDIV!

  • @[email protected]
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    27•1 year ago

    Love the emotional support fish

  • @[email protected]
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    22•1 year ago

    Water doesn’t compress. The tank operators don’t need their internal organs, right?

    • circuscritic
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      5•1 year ago

      Functional internal organs? What kind of credible defense bullshit is that? GTFO

    • Norgur
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      10•1 year ago

      Let’s not get bogged down in details, alright? We can work out the smaller kinks over time.

    • Cosmonaut_Collin
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      26•1 year ago

      Just leave the hatch open a little bit.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•1 year ago

        Gotta keep it sealed though if you don’t want all those until-recently-internal organs to slosh out.

    • @[email protected]
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      15•1 year ago

      Throw on a few water hammer arrestors from the hardware store, problem solved.

    • @[email protected]M
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      4•1 year ago

      From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine

    • ivanafterall
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      11•1 year ago

      Isn’t that good? It sounds like it’s creating a shield? I’m pretty sure I’m right, I say ship it.

      • @[email protected]
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        ship it.

        Only if it deploys other tanks. Otherwise you’d boat it.

  • @[email protected]
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    60•1 year ago

    can drink the water

    As a tank maintainer, this is the least credible part of the post.

    • @[email protected]
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      9•1 year ago

      random question: why are tank interiors painted white?

      • KptnAutismus
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        14•1 year ago

        better visibility, reflects what little light there is in the tank (i think)

      • @[email protected]
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        30•1 year ago

        hide the cum stains

        • @[email protected]
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          10•1 year ago

          plausible…

    • @[email protected]
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      21•1 year ago

      Is it though? Technically, they can drink the water, but nobody said it would be a good experience to do so

      • kase
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        18•1 year ago

        ✅ Can drink the water.

        ❎ Should drink the water.

  • @[email protected]
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    44•1 year ago

    • @[email protected]
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      18•1 year ago

      And the British version will be able to make tea much easier.

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    14•1 year ago

    Inertia will be a bitch tho

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