One bullet hits the body and the crew goes deaf.
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Earplugs
Do they make those for lungs?
Lungplugs
Plungs.
No wait, that’s terrible.
That would be such a flex. You’re driving through the desert with you tank full of water and people around you are dying of dehydration.
*swimming through the desert in your tank
Well I swim through the desert in a tank with no name…
It felt good to be
out of the rainin the wet tank blob blob blob
A fridge company transport a metric ton of ice through the Sahara as a publicity stunt. Fun video
spoiler
The water was contained with asbestos but they also transported medice and salted fish.
Driving around in a hot tub!
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, you man the guns and I’ll drive.
That was a let down to say the least
You can pee wherever/whenever you want.
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Correction: you can no longer drink the water.
Was that really your first inclination?
;)
It’ll take awhile before even some dehydrated piss will cause dangerous levels in a tank full of water.
Bear Grylls has entered the chat
Bear Grylls has entered a hotel
We don’t need emotional support fish, we need tank operator fish
the loader dolphin project was a failure
When this tank gets hit by a shell:
Why is there smoke coming out of your tank, Seymour?
Oh ho, no! That isn’t smoke, it’s steam! Steam from the steamed tanks we’re having! Mmm, steamed tanks!
Wait, so a shell hits a tank and it superheats the air inside? Is that real?
Only if you’re trying to prepare an unforgettable luncheon and are within view of the Aurora Borealis. /ncd
The water would heat up and boil slowly and eventually if there was a fire occuring on the outside of the tank.
If it is hit in an area which causes the tank’s armaments to explode into the crew cabin then yes you would have a Russian Instant Pot…
Stand aside Pierre Sprey!
The Fighter Plane Mafia has nothing on…
… The CDRMittens Reverse Land Submarine War Philosopher Crew!
You know what’s denser than water and still liquid(ish) . . . concrete
Well, until it hardens that is. /s
Welcome to Marines. Literally.
I can’t wait to join the Army Diver Armored Division.
Maybe it’s a navy tank?
SONAR CONTACT BEARING 322, DEPLOYING ABRAMS.
Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.
COMRADE CAPTAIN, UNKNOWN AMERICAN CONTACT DIVING 50 METERS A SECOND AND TRACKS ARE CAVITATING.
I wanna be an ARMDIVARMDIV!
Love the emotional support fish
Water doesn’t compress. The tank operators don’t need their internal organs, right?
Functional internal organs? What kind of credible defense bullshit is that? GTFO
Let’s not get bogged down in details, alright? We can work out the smaller kinks over time.
Just leave the hatch open a little bit.
Gotta keep it sealed though if you don’t want all those until-recently-internal organs to slosh out.
Throw on a few water hammer arrestors from the hardware store, problem solved.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine
Isn’t that good? It sounds like it’s creating a shield? I’m pretty sure I’m right, I say ship it.
ship it.
Only if it deploys other tanks. Otherwise you’d boat it.
can drink the water
As a tank maintainer, this is the least credible part of the post.
random question: why are tank interiors painted white?
better visibility, reflects what little light there is in the tank (i think)
hide the cum stains
plausible…
Is it though? Technically, they can drink the water, but nobody said it would be a good experience to do so
✅ Can drink the water.
❎ Should drink the water.
And the British version will be able to make tea much easier.
Inertia will be a bitch tho
