A fish tank, if you will
As a fun fact, tanks were really called that way because the British didn’t want the Germans to know what was being deployed in WW1 on the continental frontline.
Inertia will be a bitch tho
I can’t wait to join the Army Diver Armored Division.
Maybe it’s a navy tank?
SONAR CONTACT BEARING 322, DEPLOYING ABRAMS.
Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.
COMRADE CAPTAIN, UNKNOWN AMERICAN CONTACT DIVING 50 METERS A SECOND AND TRACKS ARE CAVITATING.
I wanna be an ARMDIVARMDIV!
Water doesn’t compress. The tank operators don’t need their internal organs, right?
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine
Throw on a few water hammer arrestors from the hardware store, problem solved.
Functional internal organs? What kind of credible defense bullshit is that? GTFO
Just leave the hatch open a little bit.
Gotta keep it sealed though if you don’t want all those until-recently-internal organs to slosh out.
Isn’t that good? It sounds like it’s creating a shield? I’m pretty sure I’m right, I say ship it.
ship it.
Only if it deploys other tanks. Otherwise you’d boat it.
Let’s not get bogged down in details, alright? We can work out the smaller kinks over time.
That would be such a flex. You’re driving through the desert with you tank full of water and people around you are dying of dehydration.
Driving around in a hot tub!
*swimming through the desert in your tank
Well I swim through the desert in a tank with no name…
It felt good to be
out of the rainin the wet tank blob blob blob
A fridge company transport a metric ton of ice through the Sahara as a publicity stunt. Fun video
spoiler
The water was contained with asbestos but they also transported medice and salted fish.
The only problem i have with this is that this is technically happening (just inside tge amor)
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, you man the guns and I’ll drive.
That was a let down to say the least
You can pee wherever/whenever you want.
Correction: you can no longer drink the water.
Bear Grylls has entered the chat
Bear Grylls has entered a hotel
It’ll take awhile before even some dehydrated piss will cause dangerous levels in a tank full of water.
Was that really your first inclination?
;)
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Don’t die of spall, but die extra quick of shockwaves transmitted through water.
Make the hatch a spout and put a cope cage on top.
Simple solution: we’ll have a fishtank, but filled with air. Put it in the watertank to make the watertank mk. 2: the airwatertank tank
Love it. Here’s $5 billion dollars and a years supply of cocaine. I need these operational stat! Question, will more cocaine speed up or slow down the production? Fuck it, here’s more cocaine.
A tank designed by Bill Wurtz.
Better: Spaced armor, except instead of air, its water.
put some weighted (i.e. neutrally buoyant) ballpit balls in the water to disperse the shockwave.
Stand aside Pierre Sprey!
The Fighter Plane Mafia has nothing on…
… The CDRMittens Reverse Land Submarine War Philosopher Crew!
Welcome to Marines. Literally.
We don’t need emotional support fish, we need tank operator fish
the loader dolphin project was a failure
One bullet hits the body and the crew goes deaf.
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Earplugs
Do they make those for lungs?
Lungplugs
Plungs.
No wait, that’s terrible.
Love the emotional support fish
