You must log in or register to comment.
Fully automated gay sex?
yes
Awesome! Thanks for giving me some hope. I was becoming a whole new level of cynical after being told off that empathy for others outside of anglosphere is parental chauvanism.
What are you wearing?
Probably a hoodie after the capitalist paperclip machine is reprogrammed to make hoodies by some like prankster shit on this website and no other clothing exists.
Leg warmers and nothing else
Israel still kicking?
Only if you let it
gonna have to turn israel into wasreal by myself smh my head
did i finally get around to going to the gym, losing 20 pounds, reading that big list of commie books i’ve been meaning to read, getting a 5’7" chubby weeb gf who i live with in our small apartment that’s kind of shitty and over priced but is still cozy, unionizing my work place, and finding a small amount of stable material comfort in this increasingly shitty and precarious world?
Yes, and you get a sweet bike too
we talking a motorcycle or a bicycle? both are great but i want to know which one (i always wanted a cargo trike)
You get a sweet bmx and you take up off roading
HE’LL YEAH MFER
is the sky still purple?
No its puce now
Did we successfully prevent the second emu war?
No but this time it’s about emulators
Am I finally pretty?
The prettiest
Has farting been made illegal?
It’s illegal not to fart
Please help us it’s so stinky
Oh god. Oh no.
Sorry you better start eating beans now
Thank you for the warning. I’ll begin my training now. And when the time comes, I will lead a tootin revolution. A revotootion.
Where the hell did I put my wallet?
It’s where you left it
Thanks
Is my leftover pizza still good to eat then?
Weirdly, yes
Sup?
deleted by creator
No Bloodbourne remaster, but you do get a Bloodbourne 2: Blood Harder.
Silk Song releases, but it’s taken off the stores for having too many bugs.
Do I finally get promoted to mod status?
You become the whole site
How are Owls doing in the future?
They are the new Overlords of Earth
Is half life 3 out yet
Yes but valve decided to make about Joe Biden
