Sup?
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No Bloodbourne remaster, but you do get a Bloodbourne 2: Blood Harder.
Silk Song releases, but it’s taken off the stores for having too many bugs.
do i have tits
Glorious tits.
is the sky still purple?
No its puce now
Fully automated gay sex?
yes
Awesome! Thanks for giving me some hope. I was becoming a whole new level of cynical after being told off that empathy for others outside of anglosphere is parental chauvanism.
Am I still alive?
Is my friend talking to me again? Are we rawdogging?
Yes and oooohahaho yes
Wh— which questions are you answering.
I need to know.
based
Do we stop at Berlin?
No we keep going all the way to London but get put off by the food
Then we need to start training now!
But this salt is too spicy! 😭
How old are you right now?
A billion
Do I have a girlfriend
Yes, the girl reading this
Is my leftover pizza still good to eat then?
Weirdly, yes
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If I tell you the’ll be a time paradox
^ that means yes
What is the weather like?
More extreme because we ate so many rich people that our farts destroyed the ozone
did i finally get around to going to the gym, losing 20 pounds, reading that big list of commie books i’ve been meaning to read, getting a 5’7" chubby weeb gf who i live with in our small apartment that’s kind of shitty and over priced but is still cozy, unionizing my work place, and finding a small amount of stable material comfort in this increasingly shitty and precarious world?
Yes, and you get a sweet bike too
we talking a motorcycle or a bicycle? both are great but i want to know which one (i always wanted a cargo trike)
You get a sweet bmx and you take up off roading
HE’LL YEAH MFER
Israel still kicking?
Only if you let it
gonna have to turn israel into wasreal by myself smh my head
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Yes but they were relaced with bread pipes