Yes, well, having a brain riddled with holes and purple mice is generally pretty bad for getting elected, especially when said cheese brain is telling him to double and triple down on supporting and participating in a genocide.
joe you gangrenous spawn of beelzebub where’s my fucking stimulus check
HE STILL OWES ME TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS
HE SHOULD JUAT GIVE ME TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS. IT WOULD HELP ME OUT AND HE CAN AFFORD IT
He cited spending bills that enabled his city to pay retention bonuses to police officers
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fuck off Genocide Joe
President Joe Biden was seething.
New tag line?
Also what does that look like, him picking the receiver on the phone up like he’s about to slam it then you hear “JOE… JOE!..” from stage left before he dejectedly sets it back down gently.
Hey congrats that’s how we’ve felt as you enthusiastically jump on rakes in what appears to be an attempt to lose the easiest election since 2016.
Old man screams at cloud because of his polling numbers.
History suggests it will be tough for him to recover. Biden’s 38% approval rating at this stage in the calendar is lower than that of the last three presidents who went on to lose re-election: Trump (48%), George H.W. Bush (39%) and Jimmy Carter (43%), according to Gallup survey data.
“Less popular than George HW Bush in 1992” is a heck of an accomplishment.
Reality interfered with my HW joke. I always thought that he said “I’m a driver, I’m a winner, Things are gonna change soon, I can feel it,” in Loser.
The sample of “I’m a driver, I’m a winner, Things are gonna change soon, I can feel it,” comes from an independent film called Kill the Moonlight, directed by Beck’s friend, Steve Hanft. Beck did some songs for the film, which wasn’t released until 1994, a year after song was issued with the sample. Hanft directed the video for “Loser.”
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Literally the only positive thing in the world is that Biden is actively suffering. Doesn’t compensate for the rest. But at least it’s something.
Not suffering enough, that’s for sure. Should be in excruciating pain 24/7
He should feel the pain of the Bene Gesserit testing his humanity all day every day
This demented bitch could always retire with all the cash received from AIPAC and/or ADL yet running for one more term. Very astounding.
Huh, so is he gonna stop funding genocide? Is he gonna end student loans? Let women get abortion healthcare at military bases? Stack the court? Stop giving military equipment to police? Give me $1200? Federally legalize pot and pardon all cannabis possession/distribution charges?
He barely scraped by in 2020, and that was with people expecting steps towards free college, defunding the police, freeing the migrant concentration camps, and free healthcare. Since then he has only demotivated the base.
Huh, so is he gonna stop funding genocide? Is he gonna end student loans? Let women get abortion healthcare at military bases? Stack the court? Stop giving military equipment to police? Give me $1200? Federally legalize pot and pardon all cannabis possession/distribution charges?
it will be interminably funny to me that the democrats could literally have spent the entire last 4 years just pushing any single one of these issues through the House/Senate and gotten it passed & they would’ve swept 2024 without even having to worry about Trump. Like they could’ve just made Student Loan forgiveness threshold a lot lower (i.e. bring it down from 10 years of on-time payments or whatever it is currently at, to something more reasonable like 4 years or just…forgive all federal student loans for everyone who made less than $150k last tax year) and won by a landslide. They could’ve just done a little bit more than pardoning marijuana convictions - like if they’d spent the entire last year demanding the DEA reschedule it anytime someone from his cabinet was in front of a microphone, surely the DEA would’ve.
But nah, too much effort and we HAVE to remember that the Democrats don’t control both chambers!!!
was the sun going down when he was getting angry and anxious by any chance?
POV: daylight savings time just started and you have to tell the president to go to bed an hour early
this gotta be the only place on the internet I can make a sundowning reference and have more than 5 people understand it
Lmao
I hope he continues to feel increasingly anxious until he has a heart attack. Bullying works folks
I’ve always said as a new york state resident the only way my vote is going to affect the national outcome is if I ball it up and throw it at the dem nominee so hard they die.
But maybe just waving it over a lighter while maintaining eye contact would get the same results.
Giant Meteor is looking pretty good now, huh Tankies? But you just had to throw away your vote on ol’ Genocide Joe here
Does this genocidal asshole really not want to fuck off into the sunset? He wants to be the proverbial cowboy clutching the reigns of an exhausted horse for 4 more years?
Really???
He’s seriously not trying his absolute best not to throw this election to his bottom of the barrel competition?
10% of me believes he would be so pissed if he won reelection and have to do another tiktok video about the Superbowl
Honestly a bit surprising that the incompetence, maliciousness, and general apathy we’re seeing out of him is NOT him actively trying to lose but is, in fact, him trying
lol
lmao even
I think he’s a vain and petty man who is clinging on to the goal he dreamed of for nearly half a century. He doesn’t care how many people he harms to keep a hold on the wish that the monkey’s paw gave him.
Seriously, if he stopped aid to Isreal right now he’d win the election by 10 points.
He’s not frustrated about reelection he’s frustrated the strategy of “go fuck yourself also you have to vote for me, I will continue to do the opposite of what you want” isnt working as well as it dis the last 5 times they tried it.
nah a lot of horrible ziolibs would not vote or vote for Trump if he actually did the right thing and stopped arming the Nazi-Zionists. you’re underestimating the mass of genuinely evil, genocidal sick bastards in the US.
There are WAY fewer ziolibs than there are anti-zionists at this point. 80% of the Democratic Party wants a ceasefire, over 60% of them believe Israel is committing a genocide.
If you hate this so much, just quit and enjoy retirement. Nobody’s forcing you to run for President.
Unfortunately, the only people who are capable of putting up with the crap it takes to become president are those who want the job to such a violently irrational degree that they will hold onto it regardless of the toll it takes. We need a farm upstate that we can convert to a fake DC and put these dinosaurs out to pasture so they can keep scheming and pretending to pass legislation till their bones fall out and then we need to implement a saner system for selecting leadership
those who want the job to such a violently irrational degree
