Hmm… Should I get into dumb VR games like BeatSaber? I want to do something that feels like intense fighting. Biking fast enough it’s satisfying is too dangerous. Maybe unrealistic point based karate would be fun. I tried fencing once but it was shockingly lame. I’d join a dodgeball league but there aren’t any, everyone wants to do like baseball and volleyball. Hmmmm. I wonder if paintball would be fun or tedious, I could see it going either way.
The closest I’ve gotten to that feeling with something that’s a little less dangerous is kettlebell training. There’s a martial arts feel to some of the unique bell movements, like the snatch or the high pull, where you move your body explosively, but with precise form. Olympic lifting kind of does this, but it has nothing on kettlebells imo. Moving 62 lbs of iron around your forearms as you sling it through the air feels so cool once you’ve mastered it. If you haven’t tried them, I’d recommend it.
Wear a helmet
Then how will everyone see their nice undented skull?
I love that. Normalise helmet posting.
Martial arts are really fun and great exercise! They also do a really good job as a confidence boost towards other people.
I don’t know if it’s a thing or not, but I also notice that they tend to attract people with a sense of comradery, helping one another improve and work through mistakes.
As a former fencer I’m going to need to take a breather. That being said, depending on where you are you may be able to find sabre fencing. Pretty much everything in that is a legal shot, plus you got the nifty mask.
Another option is trail running. You can still run up and down ski hills like a mountain biker, but it might get you close to that rush without risking the more serious of injuries.
You can do martial arts without free sparring. You can take stage combat class. Still some risk of betting bonked but much less. You could do foil fencing, idk if it’s even possible to concuss someone with a foil. Same with shinai fencing, hard to concuss someone in a helmet with a bamboo stick. You could get a wooden or plastic sword and a shield, build a pell (training dummy) and practice on that. You could take up katana cutting, which is all about precise cutting and less sparring.you could check out hema and see how that feels. You could do archery. You could practice throwing knives until you get real good at it. You could take up airsoft. You could get a vr rig, there’s lots of vr combat games. You could take up any kind of dance. Dance is like 70% of the way to martial arts.
I saw you didn’t like fencing. You could check out medieval fencing with the sca or look in to boffer larps. Arrow tag is a thing in some lpaces.
Oh, if you have a vr rig there’s a totally bonkers game called Rumble. It’s earthbending: the vr game. It’s athletic for a vr game and you need to be really on your game in comp play.
There’s flag football. It really rewards good footwork and you probably won’t smack your head.q
oh shit that game looks cool
Concussions are a conspiracy by big helmet. They used Tony hawk to get us to fall for their lies. /joke
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Beat saber is pretty freaking fun. There’s some decent VR boxing games out there too. I quite liked knockout league as it had some pretty cool training mini games.
You’re looking for BJJ lol. Its entire appeal is a martial art that doesn’t require you to get hit in the head repeatedly. Wrestling for adults.
Seconding BJJ. I got into it in my late twenties and even though it’s kinda weird learning from a nineteen year old instructor you get over it pretty fast.
Bouldering and parkour.
Fencing
Go frogging
Instructions unclear I am now on a flatbed truck heading off the edge of the screen.
Fighting Games can be toxic but are pretty good too. Excuse all the random thoughts I’m just trying to figure out how I used to scratch this itch myself.
Certain kinds of paintball might be worth a try to get a feel for it. Most places are all about speedball because selling paintballs is a big part of the business model. Speedball is all about constant covering fire. I got bored of it eventually because it’s mostly about having 800+ ammo and a ridiculously high rate of fire. Then there’s brushball which is mostly stalking the woods in camo.
brushball
What’s brushball? cursory web search is returning… something else. Is it a paintball variant?
Ya, I played some pickup games with folks in the community over a decade ago in a smaller city. We would play out in the ‘brush’, just public land with lots of trees and foliage. There’s private paintball parks that have some of these kinds of spaces. Often they will also have a plywood fort and other ‘buildings’ for scenario play like CTF or escort the VIP, etc.
Ah yeah I think we just called that generic “skirmish” where I grew up. There was a great field for that near by, but the bursts of action could be pretty sporadic.
It can involve a lot of people camping for long periods which can get tedious. Having a round timer is usually a good idea. I used to have 3-4 friends that I would play with regularly, and we became fairly competent at some basic tactics. We even had some radios for coordinating eventually which was really fun.
Yeah if I hadn’t been so broke I probably would have enjoyed it more. The paint was extortionate haha.
I just had a little random memory of running out onto the field at the start of my very first match and getting nailed right in the eye of my goggles. Like instantly and thinking “Ahh, so that’s what war would be like.” heheh.
collect fossils instead
