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Juche gang stay winning
Also
spoiler
Bumbledoor lmao
A lot of good apes went down in that hack
Is this real
That’s not what the term “fetishism of commodities” refers to. It refers to the way that the simple presentation of commodities at sale obscures the complex social relations that went into their production.
You’re telling me that switching hats on my monkey jpeg isn’t hard work being obscured by the sale of it??
buddy they won’t even let me fuck the commodities
Tell me about it, the only action I get is when I masturbate to wikicommodities.com
in my head these 4 sentences mean different things
buddy they won’t even let me fuck the commodities
buddy they won’t even let me fuck the commodities
buddy they won’t even let me fuck the commodities
buddy they won’t even let me fuck the commodities
these pretzels are making me thirsty
My kids know me as this ape. I met my wife when I WAS this ape and had my first kid when I was still proudly wore this ape.
LMAO
Give me slurp juice or give me death
Named the ape Salazar which I am sure is not a reference to anyone.
I gave him the benefit of the doubt and thought maybe it’s a reference to the RE4 character, but then I saw the badge on its helmet.
whats the tea honey
What the actual fuck.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Salazar was the fascist prime minister of Portugal from 1932 to 1968. People within the whole ape NFT sphere keep making obtuse reference to fascist figures and iconography.
Less likely is it’s a reference to Salazar Slytherin, an evil racist wizard from Harry Potter.
I can’t help but picture this guy as the pantsless frat ghost from US Ghosts and now this is charming help help me
Salazar, you say?
Welp, the name fits.
I’m 99.99% sure this is a bit. Some of the comments give it away.
It’s a good bit, i was convinced.
This is a troll btw.
That’s why I didn’t put it in the dunk tank
If it is, it’s a very funny one
This image has incredible sentimental value, as long as I can get money for it.
violence against women
spousal abandonment
this is emotionally fungible with jaypeg loss.
I refuse to believe an actual human being is this deranged. No one cares about a .jpg this much, this must be a bit
did… did this man just equate a piece of crypto “art” to a living, breathing woman? and then say he would dump his wife rather than watch her be stabbed, as opposed to, idk, stopping the stabbing?
a’ight kids, where do we keep the torches and pitchforks again?
@[email protected] is the one who had them last
They’re MINE
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Is no one else gonna comment on how his wife is being stabbed to death more than once? She’d be dead after the first time.
It is such an incredibly stupid metaphor on so many levels
He’s just remarrying every time, so basically he’s feeding wives to a serial killer
Sounds like a romcom where the guy and the serial killer just can’t admit how much they love each other.
Most of my early followers know me as this ape. My kids know me as this ape. I met my wife when I WAS this ape and had my first kid when I still proudly wore this ape.
New site tagline just dropped.
ooo thats a really good one lol
12e is $42,000 and 85e is $300,000 btdubs
Lol that they’re still selling for that much is a travesty.
people are spending what would be for you life changing money on ugly mass produced jpegs
“I am selling my ape because I am convinced the market is heading in the wrong direction and will keep going that way because of the way it is being run” is not a very good sales pitch. It does not inspire me with confidence that this ape will be worth my purchase.
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scrolling all the way to the bottom of this nonsense only to be hit with a picture of the ape in question is so funny
these things are so ugly what is up with these people
It’s like something that would’ve been used as ironic album art by some early 2000’s indie band
My thoughts exactly, it was almost like running into a wall all of a sudden. Like, how the hell can anyone have positive emotions about this absolutely hideous image?
(I realize it’s probably a bit but we all know there’s real people out there who are really like this.)
Pete Davidson
