The problem with my satire of cold war paranoia is there aren’t enough asses with juicy written on them
You have to admit though, the new style of women’s baggy pants isn’t very flattering
i just crawled out of a bomb shelter to fight irradiated monsters while scrounging through trash for survival. i am not going to pick out an outfit based on what makes my ass look nice
You’re totally right. She just picked the first makeup kit for her face that she could find, not the best one out there
Go back into your mother’s skirts, you coom-brained asshat…
Turn your poop into wine and maybe I’ll reconsider…
Post your butt in tight fitting pants then
You have to admit though, my pee pee when reality doesn’t look like a porn :(
Was this a worthwhile venture for you, totally missing the point of the post?
Posting shit like that doesn’t look very flattering.
No I don’t.
Why aren’t you wearing a codpiece?
y’all put on pants to post?
Does my birthday suit count?
if your birthday suit has pants you might want to see a doctor
I’m posting right out of the shower
I take off my pants before posting
As is tradition
What kind of pants do you wear? Show us your hog.
Show us your ass 🔫
Why are all male armor unflattering and chastely prude?
We deserve to see flattering armor on the male body
This but unironically
lmao it’s even got the same practical problem as boob-armor where it deflects incoming blows towards your heart, except it deflects them towards your bepis
bit idea: platemail that’s concave over every critical hit point
“new” my weirdo in Christ bethesda made the loose vault suits in 2008
Wow that’s a great point thanks for contributing
You have to admit though, the new style of men’s pants not showing their fucking hog bulge isn’t very flattering
It’s not my fault my boss won’t let me wear grey sweatpants into work every day
Women don’t have to dress for you or your preferences
retvrn
I’ll admit that baggy pants on women can be hot as fuck because I’ve actually been outside and seen women wearing baggy pants
Yeah baggy clothing has been in fashion for years as well, but these folks are not exactly known for their ability to adapt to change
What do you wear? Show us your ass.
skinny white woman with a flat ass
tearsIf you’re trekking through the wilderness and ruins, you will have a godly ass. You will not have a pair of form-fitting leggings though. Like, wrf.
Kinda related, I ripped another pair of jeans today.
Yeah, stretchy fabrics usually degrade significantly faster than their less stretchy counterparts. Yoga pants wouldn’t make it long in the apocalypse.
no its the radiation it mutates FEMALES to have plump round bottoms in the wastes u c
drinking all the nuka cola to buttmogg on these zoomers
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Gamers need be tied to chairs and forced to watch their precious computers be smashed in front of them
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I will say I like the Fallout 1/2/4/76 style tighter suits because they feel more space age and sciencey, but this is ridiculous
Also, has anyone else watching noticed that the front of the vault suit design is much closer to the “Proto” vault suit FO4 mod than anyrhing else? I feel vindicated for always rocking that mod
TBF that’s every model that crosses the desk of an ad exec or a tabloid editor, these people are just doing it as a hobby.
These people are dumb and suck, but aren’t they most likely engagement farming? Just block the blue checks and move along, they don’t even deserve the dunks do.
GamerChud probably wasn’t going for this, but old Fallout art is pretty horny like this
Yeah but it’s kind of silly looking.
At least the dude is wearing skintight stuff too I guess
I don’t really have an issue with some games being horny, especially when it fits a type of aesthetic like pulp. Just really funny to me that chuds have chosen this as a hill to die on.
I sort of agree for the most part. But the objectification of women is more than “just an asthetic with no malice behind it” for the most part.
[CW: dysphoric rant]
Coming from someone who only pretty recently came out as non-binary and grew up socialised as female, if you even had the choice of a female character at all (I grew up in the late 90s/early 2000s), it would be made for the male gaze, often in a dehumanising way.
This was the only type of avatar for girls. If you picked the female character choice, you were constantly reminded that this is for men, not you. That this is what men want from you, to be debased for their amusement. Nothing about you matters. You are a product for males to use and throw away, and if you don’t look like a sex doll (regardless of you want to look like that or not, because your body isn’t for you and everyone just assumes that what cis dudes find attractive is objective) then it must be because you are ‘ugly’ and therefore bad at being a woman, because that is your place, your role, and if you don’t like it then it’s a skill issue on your part. Too bad.
The female characters often were unappealing to me. I simply couldn’t relate to them. It’s to the point that often I would choose the male option to avoid being reminded of my “place”.
That’s not just because I’m non-binary. I know a lot of cis women will choose the male option for that reason too.
Sorry for the weird rant, it’s not directed specifically at you (you’re not even wrong). I just feel that too often people in general, even the left, forget the baggage that comes with female objectification, and that it’s something that has been used to dehumanise girls and women and shame them into not looking how they want.
The female characters often were unappealing to me. I simply couldn’t relate to them. It’s to the point that often I would choose the male option to avoid being reminded of my “place”.
I totally get it comrade. I mostly chose female characters in games as an Asian guy because the generic white guy and token black guy options don’t appeal at all. True, the character selection screen is not reminding me to conform to a form pleasing to men, but East and South Asian people make up half the human population and most games seem that they would rather not think about our existence at all.
I genuinely learned something through this. Gendered character selection always seemed off to me but I couldn’t quite articulate why until I read this.
It’s not even that it’s gendered, it’s that it’s the only way that gender is allowed to be
But thanks, I’m glad I didn’t sound too unhinged
Tfw when the gritty post apocalyptic sci-fantasy has someone wearing cloth pants instead of a denim patterned neoprene wetsuit.
One of the best aesthetic shifts between Fallout 1/2 and Fallout 3 was the shift from bodysuits to rugged workwear for the vault suits.
This is really disgusting and makes me want to say something bad and generalising about cishet men
So AI is just coomer-brained now huh?
The first generation of AI art ended up being all copyrighted characters, bad fanart, and old oil paintings. The very next thing people made was anime porn AI.
Coom-brained lmaoers…
All
to the
they go…when you got an actual sickness for the dummy thiccness
That, and she’s wearing some kind of dirty coveralls. Workwear isn’t really made of fabrics that show your ass like that. It’d probably be made from some sort of canvas but on the right it’s like latex fetish wear or yoga pants
My coveralls are baggy af in the seat because they have to be, so I can bend and stretch with tools and parts in my pockets.
The thought of trying to work in latex pants is very upsetting. So sweaty, no storage, no free movement 😞
But, hear me out, is your main objective to work comfortably? Or is your main objective to make sure degen gamers can get a half chub while killing people in a post apocalyptic fantasy?
Thats what I thought, now submit yourself to be bimbofied by a dall-e subscription!
i mean i’d totally work in latex pants but in like a far different context
i’ll just
myself on the way outspray me too, right there with you 💦
🤓 um ackshually it’s a vault jumpsuit
AI generated stuff just does that because of the sheer amount of deviantart porn it’s trained on
Do you have more pictures like your pfp or the source of it? That’s fantastic
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OMG 🥵
they are trying to kill us
