and, don’t you notice something rubbing against it when you move?
Is it true they play a G note when you fart?
Pop a pair on and report back to us
Turns out, D#
Uhm actshually it’s Eb
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True, depends which Key you are in.
And it also depends which instrument you play
I think it depends on the thickness of the cheeks and thong/string. I have a thicker than average booty for a guy, and I usually just feel thongs rest between my cheeks. If I start doing some crazy stretches or yoga I’m sure it’d get a little closer to the anus as things spread out.
Strings definitely get more up close and personal, but I feel it more on the top of my ass where it meets my back and on my gooch than my anus directly. It definitely goes a little deeper between the cheeks though, but I sure don’t feel it rubbing against my anus. The right thong/string should feel like almost wearing nothing.
Isn’t that the whole point? But no to the latter question. Your shoes rub your toes but you probably forget about it after a while. Ever wear sandals? There’s comfy pairs and uncomfy pairs.
I love when my sandal’s thong rubs my f’anus as I walk, it’s a great feeling.
What horrible day to have eyes.
Wash your ass, dude.
I’m not sure how this is relevant to the question.
I don’t think this is ever irrelevant (regardless the question)
You realize most people ONLY wipe when they poop, …right?
The bidet brigade has arrived 😂
Guy here, I’ve worn a few in my time and it’s a lot like wearing a new ring on your finger, at first you notice it constantly, you feel it between your fingers and you notice when it moves, but eventually you forget it’s even there. Exact same experience with thongs. After the initial sensory experience wears off its as present in your mind as the underwear you’re currently wearing. It doesn’t move much between the cheeks, and I can’t say I’ve ever explicitly felt it shading my asshole.
Personally I’m not a fan of them because they don’t provide the two things I wear underwear for, padding between my thighs so they don’t chafe, and decency if I manage to cut it rip my pants while working. If I don’t need to worry about those I’ll just go commando.
Why not spend a few bucks on a thong and find out?
because I don’t want to waste money
it’s only a waste if you don’t like it…
It’s only a waste of you don’t learn something from it.
It’s not a waste to find out you don’t like something.Omg this is so true! 💅🏻
I wish I had not read your username
Well, it wasn’t a waste. You learned something from it!
😅
They’re worth it if you get swamp ass. You don’t really notice it after like a week of wearing them.
But, only get cotton or modal. The synthetic fabrics just hold moisture against your skin.
Just be sure to get a brown thong to avoid embarrassment
Or wash your ass properly.
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I find that last bit true with non-thong underwear as well.
Yeah, agreed. Wool is definitely the best, but I’ve only been able to find one person, on etsy, who makes wool thongs for men, and they’re like $45 a pair. Great quality, but pricy.
Then maybe buy a used one, or ask a friend to borrow
i only notice them if i accidentally wedgie myself with them
oh and when i check myself out from a mirror, obviously
not with a butt plug
I plug for a couple days at a time every once in a while, honestly you stop noticing the outside contact after a couple hours. Then you forget it’s there for the most part until you move and it grinds against your prostate and you’re like “oh right this is nice” and you start doing kegels and leaking in your cage
Pronoun, this is a Wendy’s.
Wen deez nutts? Around 8 pm
Lady, the question was “do thongs touch you butthole?”
Please tell whoever is holding the keys that a random on the internet said to let you cum, if not for your own sake then for the rest of ours.
Hahahahahahaha
Cage?
That’s the first couple steps on a long and possibly terrifying road. Sometimes not knowing is more comfortable. You’ve been warned.
Wasn’t bad at all. I was waiting for something much more intense. Chastity cage? Pfft.
Yes, I also imagined naked, crazy person writing this comment, giggling and salivating on the floor
Well that is my average friday night
And I even forgot to mention that you should have been in a cage. A big one, not the chastity one.
Eh, it’s not “terrifying” it’s just a kink thing and it tends to get a lot of unwarranted negativity (imo because of insecure people). It’s definitely not for everyone but, as with nearly all things sexual, it’s never a bad idea to investigate things just to see if you’re into it.
I’m sure some people find it disturbing or terrifying. Certainly not all. As for whether people are into it or not, it’s their life and I’m not going to tell them what to do.
I’m secure about my sexuality and I still don’t like cages - but more because if I’m with a cute submissive guy I really really want to play with his cock y’know, and if he’s not going to let me that’s a bit of a deal breaker
Chastity cage! =D
To help stop you jerking off. Getting super pent up and horny really really heightens anal for me, and it puts me in a fun subby headspace, even by myself
Thank you! Another commenter said I should be cautious before googleing it and I imagined pictures of Goatse but x5 intensity. This is kinky, but no more kinky than having a plug in all day.
I notice it as much as I notice any other article of clothing against any other part of my body. It doesn’t really register.
no way, full backs feel like you’re wearing a diaper and you still get wedgies anyways, so why not have a tinier more environmentally friendly wedgy and no panty lines?
if you’re actually having the specific problem mentioned in the title, just size up. try plain ones instead of weird fancy ones.
The slogan for the “full-back” knickers I wear is “They won’t go up your bum.” And they don’t! (Insanely comfy, jaunty colours, sturdy. Expensive but worth it.)
Link?
https://www.thunderpants.co.nz/ Available in UK and US!
Not even gonna name drop… 😥
Thunderpants. Made for thunderbums. https://www.thunderpants.co.nz/
Hell yeah, thanks!
I wear them pretty often in nightlife. I had the worst wedgie from one last night. Usually you don’t notice them but mine has thick straps (it’s fetishwear, I’m a performer) so yeah…
I also wear a g-string underneath for safety
Also do you find yourself singing the thong song
And is it just an urge or does it become involuntary?
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I’ll reiterate what most have said. They’re not a reoccurring problem and you forget about them after a bit. As for direct contact with the anus, depends on how your body is shaped. If it’s puckered in, then it won’t. If it’s flush with the curve of your inner crack, then it will. I never really paid attention to it.
