tea, Earl Grey, hot

Vanilla milkshakes.

Unsweetened soda, like Bubly and that French one I can’t spell.

Edit: Or coconut water.

Cranberry juice. It has antioxidants!

lacroix boiii

Piss.

No water allowed that essentially excludes all beverage. If i could have anything else, i’d go with at least two kilos of fruit and berries per day, preferably melon, cucumber, oranges, cherries, raspberry (any berry actually…), plume, pear, apricot. And the occasional fish.

Tea

Definitely not egg nog.

H1O mixed with some Hydrogen. Check mate.

If we’re allowing categories, I’d probably go for smoothies. There’s enough variety in them that I wouldn’t get bored and it’s got a good amount of water in it so I won’t die.

Water is in every beverage, this question is unanswerable.

Even without trying to be pedantic, what about Vitamin Water? Cuz my answer would genuinely be tropical citrus vitamin water. I could also do Mountain Dew, which btw contains water.

So the question becomes based on the exclusion of water without additives, which begs the question, why not lemon water then, and what amount of additives qualifies it as ‘not water’ anymore? If I use lemon extract and sugar does that count as lemonade? If so, why isn’t water with lemon extract considered unsweetened lemonade?

Horchata

OK, well I guess if water isn’t allowed at all then I’ll have to go with the Dehydrated Water canister from Space Quest 1

Milk

I’ll be the strongest mf in the skeleton war