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This should definitely be its own website. High-res when? 😋
Never because this is the resolution paint.net shat this abomination out at.
“Can I Put it in my Ass?” 8K AI UPSCALED (from jpeg)
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Please make sure they’re flared!
Instructions unclear. Magnesium is now burning my ass.
Damn imagine putting mercury up there. I don’t think your sphincter could hold it
hey it says “in” not “up”. Just gotta lay down or maybe go inverted.
If the dildo were chilled to -40°…
But then your body heat would slowly melt it and lube yourself with heavy poison
Honestly, there are worse ways to go.
Like trying to get an abortion in a red state?
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Nooo, please don’t remind me of politics (Although funny comment I admit)
Arsenic is maybe not?
Eh, you’ll shit it back out
Pain must be relatively immediate to qualify for owe, my ass. Some of the yellow ones are insidious killers indeed.
Edit: I’m making the distinction that I’ll make ones that cause relatively guaranteed death purple.
I think you mean “ow.” The word “owe” has a different meaning, not related to pain.
The spelling mistake has been left in for ambiance
EDIT: I was outvoted! Apparently we want to ‘improve the legitimacy’ of this document or something
Please always ensure whatever element you use has a stable base larger than the insertion point
So… you’re saying it’s okay to put uranium in my ass but not oxygen ??
Let’s see your oxygen dildo 🤔
Already wearing it but you can’t see it
This assumes the dildo must be solid. I think as scientists we need to think outside the box (and ass)
Indeed. So if we go with every element at STP it’s pretty boring. All the gasses just become green except flourine and there’s some minute changes. I felt this way was more interesting and would get people asking more questions.
All gasses except Flourine become green?
You must have really Chad mucus membranes to deal with Chlorine and Bromine.
It’s not called ARSEnic for nothing
If it glows, it goes. (Up my ass)
Silicon is not silicone, so that spot is not correct…
Unless you’re talking about using one of these fuckers:
https://www.powerwaywafer.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/silicon-crystal.jpg
I don’t know. Isn’t Tungsten kinda brittle?
The assumption is that all elements are in solid form at STP and crumbly/unwieldly elements have a suitable binding agent. Or you know, determination I guess?
Would a 90%+ Tungsten alloy count? (See other reply for context)
Hey man. I think the rules are kind of flexible here. I’m not the dildo police.
Edit: Personally I’d say ‘binding agent’ could mean the most pure alloy you can make a dildo out of.
Yeah but if we want to be scientific about it, we need rigorous definitions.
If it’s resilient enough to survive hitting a toilet from three stories up, it’s probably safe to put up your butt.
The seller’s website does mention it’s an alloy: https://shop.tungsten.com/tungsten-cube/
They don’t say exactly which alloy but according to this page it’s going to be 90-95% tungsten with the rest being nickel and either iron or copper: https://www.tungsten.com/material-info/tungsten-heavy-alloy-w-ni-fe-cu
it’s solid enough to make APFSDS out of it, it’ll be fine
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Hell, the oldest dildo is made of stone and definitely predates civilization
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Uranium is fine, but oxygen is going too far, got it
Natural (unenriched) uranium isn’t especially radioactive and while there is plenty of exciting chemistry that could happen, none of it would be quite as immediately exciting as what would happen if you tried to freeze oxygen solid enough to make a dildo
enriched uranium is also not particularly radioactive, only as a spent fuel is becomes spicy
Gamma emitters are the one thing you really don’t want in your dildo.
Uranium will give you heavy metal poisoning worse than lead, however
I’ll add it to the potential update list. Lead used to be green and then somebody convinced me to make it yellow and yeah…
I actually spread misinformation there, chemical toxicity alone lead is worse, unless the uranium is somewhat enriched, you’re better off with an uranium butt plug after all
I’m learning more about the elements here in a meme comment thread than I think I did in school over a decade ago.
Heavy metal poisoning will kill you slowly, as opposed to the rather more immediate sensation of catching fire while getting severe frostbite
Galium should be fine as long as it’s below body temperature.
The only reason it’s red actually is because of burns and irritation to mucus membranes. It’s far less dangerous than some.
this is a quantum leap in the field of dildonics
The biggest step forward since the invention of teledildonics
What’s the biggest step backwards?
Waifu pillows?
Rather a small step for microdildonics, though
You mean macrodildonics
Dare I say the biggest step forward since sliced dildos
Wait we slicin’ them now?
I am apparently so behind…
Well he had to cut them in half to see what they’re made of, god forbid its yttrium
