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SSJ2Marx [he/him] to [email protected]English • 1 year ago

If you're lost in the woods would you rather run into a twink or a bear?

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If you're lost in the woods would you rather run into a twink or a bear?

SSJ2Marx [he/him] to [email protected]English • 1 year ago
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  • EllenKelly [comrade/them]
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    7•1 year ago

    there are no twinks in the woods, every queer is an honourary bear out there 🐻

  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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    10•1 year ago

    I’ll take the twink. I need something helpless to protect or I’ll get killed by my own apathy.

  • @[email protected]
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    17•1 year ago

    deleted by creator

  • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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    2•1 year ago

    GOOD post

  • GunslingerSky [she/her]
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    11•1 year ago

    If we are talking survival, my assumption is that a bear would be more helpful. A twink however would make for a better companion for me, which may be worth dying in the woods

  • Comp4 [she/her]
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    21•1 year ago

    Both. The more the merrier.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    15•1 year ago

    The twink because he might have a gun and that way I can shoot my way to freedom.

  • SnowySkyes [she/her]
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    9•1 year ago

    Both hyperflush

  • TheSpectreOfGay [he/him, she/her]
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    17•1 year ago

    twinks r more my type but like, whichever has a better sense of direction probably

    • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]
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      9•1 year ago

      Twinks are naturally drawn to the left, so you can use them as a compass.

      • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
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        5•1 year ago

        that’s not how compasses work!

        • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]
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          2•1 year ago

          Uhh, yeah it is. I got a degree in compassology.

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    26•1 year ago

    I am the bear

  • the_post_of_tom_joad [any, any]
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    6•1 year ago

    I’m lost, i trust the bear to be a rustic mountain type who will save me. If i run into the twink what will they know? Maybe a lot but we’re talking first impressions so give me the mountain man

  • Smeagolicious [they/them]
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    18•1 year ago

    Depends on the season. I think the bear would be better for sharing heat & surviving the cold yknow?

  • kristina [she/her]
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    10•
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    Yes sicko-fem

  • Posadas [he/him, they/them]
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    13•1 year ago

  • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Do twinks shit in the woods?

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