One of these. Tell him to wrap it around the polar ice caps, with the reflective side facing the sun, before it’s too late.
Definitely not Roman wine. Last time we drank that, I got hammered!
More saved souls. That’s all He wants.
A large wooden cross, every year, for eternity
Spare ribs.
Oh yeah, some BBQ and just snicker every now and then, hoping he’ll get the pun at some point.
Whatever I wanted that week.
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I’d get Joseph a “The dad that stepped up” mug.
Super confusing question…
Don’t think too hard on this one, Padre.
A bobblehead, probably
Steak and a blowjob
Get yourself something nice that also looks good on the Holy Ghost and you’ll all love it.
a wife that don’t cheat.
A performance in his honor sounds best. Other things seem either rather worldly for him or too difficult such as restoring Constantinople.
Nothing because he hasn’t shown up for anything. He won’t even show up to prove his own existence. He’s an absent parent.
