A threesome, of course.
So, masturbation?
I’d probably commission some art of Shadow the Hedgehog on a motorcycle holding a gun. The license plate on the motorcycle would say “ALL0FM3”. I feel like he’d appreciate that.
Same thing as every year.
A day at the house by himself! No wife. No kids.
Definitely not Roman wine. Last time we drank that, I got hammered!
One of these. Tell him to wrap it around the polar ice caps, with the reflective side facing the sun, before it’s too late.
a wife that don’t cheat.
You know that diamond encrusted shit from Roger on American Dad? That. I think God would probably lime one of those.
Nothing because he hasn’t shown up for anything. He won’t even show up to prove his own existence. He’s an absent parent.
Get yourself something nice that also looks good on the Holy Ghost and you’ll all love it.
More saved souls. That’s all He wants.
Man, I hate shopping for myself…
A bobblehead, probably
A performance in his honor sounds best. Other things seem either rather worldly for him or too difficult such as restoring Constantinople.
Spare ribs.
Oh yeah, some BBQ and just snicker every now and then, hoping he’ll get the pun at some point.
Steak and a blowjob
