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@ajmxco@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

If you were Jesus, what would you get God for Father's Day?

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If you were Jesus, what would you get God for Father's Day?

@ajmxco@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @iawia@feddit.nl
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    13•1 year ago

    No more nails construction adhesive..

  • @ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world
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    1•1 year ago

    One of these. Tell him to wrap it around the polar ice caps, with the reflective side facing the sun, before it’s too late.

  • Tippon
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    3•1 year ago

    Definitely not Roman wine. Last time we drank that, I got hammered!

  • youmaynotknow
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    1•1 year ago

    More saved souls. That’s all He wants.

  • magnetosphere
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    14•1 year ago

    A large wooden cross, every year, for eternity

  • Onno (VK6FLAB)
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    28•1 year ago

    Spare ribs.

    • @Jourei@lemm.ee
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      3•1 year ago

      Oh yeah, some BBQ and just snicker every now and then, hoping he’ll get the pun at some point.

  • @wjrii@lemmy.world
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    Whatever I wanted that week.

    #justtrinitythings

  • Stern
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    25•1 year ago

    I’d get Joseph a “The dad that stepped up” mug.

  • FiveMacs
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    53•1 year ago

    Super confusing question…

    • Victor
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      11•1 year ago

      Don’t think too hard on this one, Padre.

  • ElectricMachman
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    4•1 year ago

    A bobblehead, probably

  • @ieatpwns@lemmy.world
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    5•1 year ago

    Steak and a blowjob

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    12•1 year ago

    Get yourself something nice that also looks good on the Holy Ghost and you’ll all love it.

  • @cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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    6•1 year ago

    a wife that don’t cheat.

  • Call me Lenny/Leni
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    5•1 year ago

    A performance in his honor sounds best. Other things seem either rather worldly for him or too difficult such as restoring Constantinople.

  • @OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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    7•1 year ago

    Nothing because he hasn’t shown up for anything. He won’t even show up to prove his own existence. He’s an absent parent.

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