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@RedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

Anon is metal as fuck

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Anon is metal as fuck

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@RedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • Who knew?
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    1•4 months ago

    that sucks for her TBH she should have got puberty blockers and hormones instead of having to do that. Not all of us have dysphoria like that though, I actually like being a dickgirl

  • mad_asshatter
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    144•1 year ago

    My testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They’re afraid to come out.

    • @prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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      18•1 year ago

      You and me both brother

    • ChaoticNeutralCzech
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      5•1 year ago

      !egg_irl@lemmy.blahaj.zone

    • @Starkstruck@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      I don’t even have balls yet I felt some sort of phantom pain reading this.

    • @Bombastic@sopuli.xyz
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      58•1 year ago

      I’m in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.

      Snip snip

      • @loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works
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        1 year ago

        Nah, it’s like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I’m in the ceiling with my hammer.

        Whomp whomp

        • @r_thndr@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          2•1 year ago

          Jesus Harold Christ what the goddamned fuck

        • @brown567@sh.itjust.works
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          4•1 year ago

          Reading this made a sound in my head

          Not a crushing sound, just the scream that would come with it

          I’m scared XD

      • @Land_Strider@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        You zhink we are making with the funny jokes, Labowski?

  • @confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world
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    59•1 year ago

    I know at least one dude who’s parents caught him trying to cut off his balls with garden sheers when he was young in the 90s. They stopped him and he went on to play football and marry a woman and all the stuff his folks wanted. I wonder how he’s doing now.

  • @qooqie@lemmy.world
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    42•1 year ago

    Big fucking cap, you would immediately be known after you as a young kid screamed after even breaching the skin

  • Krafty Kactus
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    88•1 year ago

    What the fuck do not do this

  • Titou
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    9•1 year ago

    Currently 18 and will start HRT this month, why should we transition before 25 ?

    • @nxdefiant@startrek.website
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      29•1 year ago

      Get medical advice from a doctor, not a green text by a person who scissored their balls off in a hospital bathroom.

    • @SirHenry@feddit.de
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      13•1 year ago

      I think because your body i still developing and can adpt to the changes way better.

      • Titou
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        3•1 year ago

        Oh ok, i’ve heard about it, but more in a teenager context, also can’t wait to be under hrt too

    • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      35•1 year ago

      After 25, the balls grow permanent roots into your brain and it’s impossible to sniidy snip then.

  • @BluesF@lemmy.world
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    43•1 year ago

    Jesus Christ I may have dysphoria but I don’t have thatphoria

    • RVGamer06
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      7•1 year ago

      ba dum tsss

  • AlexisFR
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    54•1 year ago

    That has totally happened.

    • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      17•1 year ago

      But it is in the internet!

  • @lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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    1•1 year ago

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