Democrats said not to, said there’s a virus spreading through raw milk and it could be dangerous. That was all it took. That was the only thing Republicans needed to hear to institutionally embrace Raw Milk.
Democrats should try launching a “Don’t jump off of cliffs onto sharp rocks” campaign. “It’s not safe. The science is clear, gravity is real, and the sharp rocks will hurt or kill you. Just don’t do it. It’s not about restrictions versus freedom, just don’t jump off of cliffs onto sharp rocks.” The next week TPUSA would run an article on how to own the libs at the five highest cliffs in the country.
Yknow what I hate, man? Social security and universal Healthcare
Fuck those things so hard! I also despise higher capital gains taxes and raising minimum wage! Boo lesser wealth inequality
Democrats should run ads that say “Republicans say they don’t plan to vote in November, but here’s the reasons why they should”, and just list stuff that’s good for society.
Republicans would never vote again.
Ok but gravity is less supported by science than evolution by means of natural and sexual selection. That means theyre more prone to believe in it. “We don’t know how or why it works, Jesus is why”
Haven’t seen enough talk about this, but how much of the Republican under-performance in the midterms is down to Republicans being more likely to die during the pandemic? And Covid is still killing people, and about 43% more of those currently dying are republicans rather then democrats. Given that old people are dying, and old people are more likely to vote, I wouldn’t be surprised if we see the political system stabilize around a Democratic majority for a while.
I hear you can make it safe by mixing it with 1 part bleach to 4 parts milk.
I mix ammonia with my raw bleach-milk to really make sure all the nasties are dead! And the plus side is that nobody else wants to drink it so there’s more for me
Ooh, I’ve had that, it adds a surprisingly mustardy taste to the milk…
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I, for one, think that people who listen to Turning Point USA should drink raw milk to show how not dangerous bird flu.
That would be great if they didn’t have to interact with the rest of us. I don’t want Plague 2.
lol okay turning point. Knock yourselves out
After bleach drinking raw milk is nothing
Choke on it, dumb fucks.
They are that dumb, aren’t they?
Yes. Yes they are.
Some gifts just wrap themselves, don’t they?
I’m just impressed they were able to milk a bird!
You joke, but crop milk is a thing:
Crop milk is a secretion from the lining of the crop of parent birds in some species that is regurgitated to young birds. It is found among all pigeons and doves where it is also referred to as pigeon milk. Crop milk is also secreted from the crop of flamingos and the male emperor penguin, suggesting independent evolution of this trait. Unlike in mammals where only females produce milk, crop milk is produced by both males and females in pigeons and flamingos; and in penguins, only by the male. Lactation in birds is controlled by prolactin, which is the same hormone that causes lactation in mammals.
Birds aren’t even real, man
Seems like a problem that will solve itself.
It will never stop being entertaining to me how the wannabe-iconoclast performative behavior of conservatives has them all acting like hippies lol. Raw milk, anti-vax,now they’re all happy about gun laws with Hunter’s conviction. Next thing you know there will be a conservative free love movement thinly veiled as a way to boost our low birth rates.
Next thing you know there will be a conservative free love movement thinly veiled as a way to boost our low birth rates.
Nah, conservatives seem to really hate consensual sex. It’s going to be Gilead and handmaids
Crunchiest hippies I knew all drifted into sov-civ territory as they hit their 30s, so it isn’t too crazy a thought.
What do you mean “will be”? They’ve explicitly encouraged having large families for centuries, and implicitly encouraged having kids outside a family too, by forbidding birth control and abortion.
Yes but on the surface at least they also insist on monogamy or at the very least serial monogamy. Free love is typically more of a polyamorous movement.
Mostly, yeah.
Although, the Bible does say that if your brother dies and didn’t make any babies with his wife, it’s your job now. https://www.esv.org/Genesis+38:8;Deuteronomy+25:5;Matthew+22:24;Mark+12:19;Luke+20:28/
That I am less upset about. Kids were a net profit in that time period. For a woman passed the point where she can just get married, with presumably her dowry being depleted, having a kid with the brother meant that she would have a hand in the whole not starving thing.
I won’t judge people that poor for making hard decisions. Just be glad that no one reading this lives in a world like that.
I actually know of one guy from an extremely religious family that married his brother’s wife when his brother died. I always wondered if it was true love or duty.
When your brother married a hottie so you “accidentally” spill cyanide in his tea.
Similar to the “Uriah Method.” Send him to the front line of a battle, feign sadness upon his untimely (yet highly anticipated) death, then steal his wife.
Well. Except for the fact that David had already gotten Bathsheba pregnant by that point. He had Uriah called back from the front so that there could be some plausible claim that Uriah was the father, but Uriah refused to have sex with his wife while he was on leave because–IIRC–he wanted to stand in solidarity with his buddies on the front line that weren’t home with their wives. So David had him killed in order to try and cover up their adultery.
For a guy that’s supposed to be one of the good guys, David was a real piece of work.
I think there is a lesson in there about adultery being very bad or something.
Next thing you know there will be a conservative free love movement
They already do. Have you been to Southern Ohio? It’s a love free for all. They only talk bad about you if you don’t fit into WASP standards. “Oh, they work together alot, emotions run, etc.” You guys don’t understand how much this anti-porn, anti-choice stuff is mostly just racism and more about “our cultural” than religion.
The right has finally gotten back on track in the pursuit of its goal of cleansing society from the weak and stupid (themselves).
As long as raw milk doesn’t give you any contagious diseases that can be passed on to sane, responsible people, I’m fine with this.
So here’s the thing about influenza…
If my lawyer claims it during a criminal trial I can get away with murder?
As long as they don’t give the milk to their innocent children either…
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Let them do it. You can’t save stupid people
Anyone who deliberately drinks raw milk is a sociopath
You can safely drink raw milk, but it requires a level of hygiene that’s challenging to impossible in a commercial dairy operation. The biggest issue with raw milk (…most of the time…) is listeria, and carefully cleaning the udder and teats prior to milking the cow eliminates almost all of that problem. But, again, this is very difficult to do on a commercial dairy farm, because you need to move through so many cows very, very quickly. If you have just couple cows, then it’s easier to handle.
