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Posting this thread a little earlier than normal because this night will be a little unusual. For this special Thursday Political Theatre Night, 9PM EST, Hexbear Comrade @dead asked the powers-that-be for a brand-new channel on Hextube, and got it, at https://live.hexbear.net/c/news , where he will host the real-life comedy movie known as the Presidential Debate. Behold as two doddering old men stumble over their words and lose their train of thought as they struggle to convince you why they should be the steward of a genocidal empire. Be prepared for psychic damage. Thank you to Comrade @dead for hosting this very special event. All credit and gratitude goes to him. Make sure to show up at 9PM sharp, as the event is live.
After the debate is over, come over to https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies for Civil War (2024), a dystopian thriller from Alex Garland, the director who brought you Ex Machina (2015) and Annihilation (2018). Oh god, America has fallen apart! Roving bands of marauders now terrorize the countryside as a group off war journalists try to reach Washington DC to understand what’s really going on. Somehow, California and Texas ended up on the same side. Will we find out how? I dunno. Let’s watch.
The debate begins at 9PM EST, and the movie will start shortly after it ends, at about 11PM EST.
Letterboxd:
- Comrade @dead presents the Presidential Debate: Sorry, not on Letterboxd.
- Civil War: https://letterboxd.com/film/civil-war-2024/
Doesthedogdie.com links:
- Comrade @dead presents the Presidential Debate: Sorry, nothing on DTDD or IMDB.
- Civil War: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/858993
CWs for Comrade @dead presents the Presidential Debate:
- Senility.
- Imperialism.
- Fascism.
- Second-hand embarrassment.
- Anxiety over dying empire.
CWs for Civil War:
- Stalking.
- Smoking,
- Alcohol.
- Someone is physically restrained.
- Hand damage.
- Someone struggles to breathe.
- Someone is burned alive.
- Body horror.
- Hanging.
- Torture.
- Stabbing.
- Blood and gore.
- Death of child.
- Someone sacrifices themselves.
- R-slur.
- Kidnapping.
- Jump scares.
- Natural bodies of water.
- Vomiting.
- Spitting.
- Audio gore.
- Destruction of monuments.
- PTSD.
- Mental illness.
- Dissociation.
- Meltdown.
- Anxiety attacks.
- Suicide.
- Shaky cam.
- Screaming.
- Obscene language.
- Flashing lights.
- Hate speech.
- Ableism.
- Homelessness.
- Existentialism.
- Sad ending.
- Car crash.
- Screeching tires.
- Someone is hit by a car.
- Blood and gore.
- Gun violence.
Links:
- Comrade @dead presents the Presidential Debate: The video isn’t up yet, but Comrade @dead will queue it when available.
- Civil War: https://tankie.tube/w/bkhVqzPe2jVexDi6Pwkxpi
9 pm eastern
BIDEN AND TRUMP GONNA BE SO SLEEPY
Sundowning time
Can’t wait to hear how Trump was spreading Russian disinformation about the Ukraine tomorrow
Bro is hoarse and coughing…
Honestly, he already lost tonight. He looks and sounds like fucking shit next to Trump.
While Trump lies about everything Biden is literally dying on stage.
THE DEBATE between Biden and Trump is coming your way live at 9PM EST, courtesy of Comrade @dead in the new channel https://live.hexbear.net/c/news . After that, come to https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies for Alex Garland’s dystopia Civil War (2024)!
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oh sweet I missed watching Civil War last time. Will definitely be there for that.
Time to stay up til 1AM tonight to watch this bullshit for some reason. Will potentially stick around for Civil War too if I’m not completely burned out by the debate lmao
Lol I didnt realize it was 9 EST. They must REALLY not want people to see it
The CWs for the debate are just
Fighting the urge to spin up a quick site called doesthecandidatedie.com just for the joke.
Could get very popular if something funny happens
Lol crippling depression is keeping me from even doing it but it would basically just be a single page that would have something like “Sadly, No.” in the middle. Plus I’m poor and don’t wanna pay for a domain rofl.
I hope they post each contenders stats such as height, weight, special debate tactic, and respective drug cocktail mixes
Having their respective team of doctors on to explain their game theory behind the specific drug cocktail each of them got would be fascinating.
“We didn’t want to have him burn out by the second half so he may seem a little slow at the beginning but the goal was a steady ramp up to the end, we actually tried to time the peak for about 20 minutes after the end of the debate so if he gets too manic hopefully the cameras will be off by then.”
Also there should be individual interviews an hour after the debate in the chill out tents.
They’ll have a pit crew to fill up on fluids, change the diapers and tighten any loose skin.
Pharmacy/MD crew in lab coats with NASCAR style advertising all over them, self consciously putting their modafinil hats on as the interview starts
ty for the sticky
Can you tag me for the debate? I don’t usually watch hextube but I have to watch the debate with you all.
Did we make bingo cards or a drinking game?
I don’t think anybody cared enough about this debate lmao
Last Thursday, I asked around hextube and the hextube discord to see if anyone knew about playing the Trump v Biden debate on hextube. Nobody really knew. I wanted to create a new channel because lately movies have been playing every night on the /c/movies channel and I didn’t want to disturb movie watchers. So I messaged Carcosa and politely asked to have a new channel. They created the channel and I configured it.
Now we have the /c/news hextube channel. Wombat decided not to play a movie during the debate. Thank you to Carcosa for creating the channel and for being a great site admin. Thank you to wombat for consistently showing movies on hextube.
So I messaged Carcosa and politely asked to have a new channel. He created the channel
*they!
And thanks for setting it up, I might be there to pretend its a drinking game
Biden up there looking like his own ghost