It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in
There’s an old man [unintelligible] I was in the Senate for a long time and the IDEA, anyway . . .
It’s a signs of parkinons, very classic sign. So common it’s called “parkinsons shuffle.”
nah, officials said the Parkinson’s doctor that’s been to the White House 8 times in the past several months was definitely not there to see the president, so don’t believe your lying eyes
Uhh, they were for our beautiful veterans who are in and out of the white house for their regular parkinsons checkup. And it would be immoral to give you the names of these veterans who are very real.
I would say that’s crazy, but actually it is completely normal for an 81-year-old
FIRE BAD
He’s just walking in his lab, late one night. Whomst amongust hastent?
This is getting sad. He’s not even himself anymore. They’re just torturing some dude
“I applaud Biden’s form, it’s a sensible form, but I implore him to go further. He should drink from the puddle to show Donald Trump that he isn’t gay.”
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
If he starts hopping I’m gonna assume he’s gone full Jiangshi.
Monty Burns ass mf
Achieving Burns’ intermittent energy would be a massive upgrade for Brandon. I don’t see him doing a song and dance number showing off his vest made from real gorilla chest
This is some real getting grandpa to the shower type vibes
This is some real getting grandpa to the funeral type vibes
He got the standing lessons down pat but his slurry brain forgot the walking lessons
I was dicking around on YouTube earlier today and got “got” by a fake video clip of Biden giving a speech about ending his run for the re-election.
Then I pop in to hexbear and see this and I start thinking that he might not be able to give a speech about not running for re-election if he wanted to.
You put the phrase “I am dropping out of the race and resigning from my position as President” on the teleprompter and there’s like an 80% chance he croaks it out before he realizes what he’s saying.
braaaaaaaaaaiiinssssss…
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mummy president lets go