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MaxOS [he/him] to [email protected]English • 11 months ago

A Swift Resolution

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A Swift Resolution

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MaxOS [he/him] to [email protected]English • 11 months ago
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  • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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    24•11 months ago

    He’s gonna do that one scene in wolf of wall street

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3•11 months ago

    As the corener examinde him, He’s mostly nearly sincerely dead.

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]B
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      1•11 months ago

      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
  • curmudgeonthefrog [he/him]
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    23•11 months ago

    Guess they turned off the heart attack gun

    • Speaker [e/em/eir]
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      10•11 months ago

      It was obviously misdiagnosed Havana Syndrome.

  • HumongousChungus [she/her]
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    19•11 months ago

    except the accelerated cognitive decline but that’s happening to everybody so it’s ok :)

  • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    It’s almost completely resolved, cuz he’s figured dead until proven (barely) alive, when da Covid leaves…

  • Antiwork [none/use name, he/him]
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    8•11 months ago

    doubt

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
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    21•11 months ago

    Yeah when I got covid all i had to do was not run for president and it cleared up

  • QueerCommie [she/her, fae/faer]
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    41•11 months ago

    He’s back in a good mood and un-dropping out.

  • @[email protected]
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    18•11 months ago

    takes five weeks until long covid symptoms show up

  • @[email protected]
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    26•11 months ago

    the photo looks like he is currently pooping in his diaper

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    25•11 months ago

    In fact I don’t think he’ll ever be sick again! burgerpain

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    38•11 months ago

    Here’s to a quick resolutionrip-bozo

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    42•11 months ago

    Gotta love having state of the art antivirals and drugs that 99% of your population can’t afford or have access to.

    Land of the freeeeeee

    • TheModerateTankie [any]
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      16•11 months ago

      It merely requires 24/7 care for a week and thousands of dollars in drugs to ensure that you don’t die or becoming disabled… because It’s mild and the pandemic is over.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    52•11 months ago

    So that was a fucking lie too.

    • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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      37•11 months ago

      I’m choosing to believe it for the possibility of the something funny happening in the next 6 months.🤞

      • Nakoichi [they/them]M
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        48•11 months ago

        holding out hope for a year of four presidents.

        • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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          28•11 months ago

          sit-back-and-enjoy

        • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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          23•11 months ago

          inshallah-script

      • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]
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        3•11 months ago

        one or more candidates killed in an unrelated mass shooting because wring place wrong time. shootout between usss agents and local “good guy with a gun” types who jerked off about being that guy at that mall.

      • Juiceyb [any]
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        3•11 months ago

        the-doohickey would be funny to show up by a hillgasm supprter.

  • rayne [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    AI Biden is immune to COVID.

    Flesh and blood Biden is likely on ice, waiting for the most politically beneficial time to have a national funeral.

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