Death by:
- worms
- spiders
- your own ignorance
- acid
- ukko
- the connoisseur of wands
- a little bit of experimentation
- your own ignorance (it just bears repeating I guess)
You see an alien peeking around a corner. You know to have a 99% hit chance. You miss.
Avoid 4x, try to be 1st
Alien crashes on planet and murders the native population in order to build contraptions that pull rocks out of the ground and cooks and smashes them together
A ginger lass fighting with appliances while suffering from aggressive hay fever.
Wandering through the Swedish countryside
Go spelunking and become immune to nearly all forms of damage, only to step on a drop of funny pink liquid, get turned into a sheep, get set on fire and die.
You are a family man with a secret identity that loves coffee.
Your surgeon abandons you while you’re unconscious, and when you wake up you gradually escalate from killing spiders to killing orphans.
“I’d kill for a back tattoo like that!”
Many 30-somethings endure commute home only to fire up a game where they disregard others on track, brake way too late, force impossible overtakes only to loose control of their car moments later.
You kinda play with reincarnations of Adam and Eve but original Eve was kind of Adam’s mom. Current Adam has a lot of trauma he tries to shut away with different personalities but then the ghost of his previous incarnation takes over his father’s body to try to push the traumatized personality out. Eventually you discover a kid on a lab who comes to life in your presence and she tells you it was an even older incarnation of Adam who created her artificially based on Eve because nobody could have natural kids anymore at that time but that didn’t really wipe humans out either. And all through the game some sort of AI with the personality of some very old folks had been spying on you through your save files. In the end current Adam and Eve fall out of the sky naked but inside a giant robot, with all your friends watching you from a distance because they can’t fly since your actions made every other giant robot stop working, except for yours.
There is a box. It’s a very old box. It might have a thing in it. Everyone tells you to not open it. The game tells you to not open it. You probably opened it on your first playthrough.
I married my cousin, had an affair with my sister and then joined a religious sect that requires me to be naked all the time.
Dying in a desert simulator
