Harder. Stronger. Faster.
Dead, Dead, and Eddie
The human body is composed of meat wrapped in a protective coating, and therefore is a hot dog.
But… there aren’t bones in a hot-dog… oh wait, damn.
negative. i am a meat popsicle.
Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God’s Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is this God Person Anyway.
As the fossil record clearly shows, pre-historic humans were composed entirely of bone; muscles and skin came much later. Isn’t evolution marvelous?
Laundry day waits for no man
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Skele-tim said he can run the fastest without any flesh or meat weighing him down.
Muscle-man claimed he will run fastest because he is pure power with no foolish, saggy skin holding him back.
Tom said “That was not a microdose, why did I think I could microdose before track meet”
Meat man
Just Do it.
Or else.
Get rid of them bones by beating your meat
Minecraft YouTuber invented Marathons
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We all have skeletons chasing us - even the Meat People.
