I’ve never seen the ocean
Have you also never left Philadelphia?
You should, it’s pretty nice.
Kinda big scary lake init?
Not too scary - plus it goes splash all on its own!
Big lakes do that as well
Never learned to ride a bicycle.
Heyo, me too! I tried as a kid and busted my knee when I fell off, and gave it up.
I’ve been afraid of falling since I was very very young, so that’s what led me to never want to ride :)
I’m still a virgin.
I believe it
Ok
I’ve never had sex with a virgin.
Ok
OK
I’ve never eaten lobster. I’m not the slightest bit tempted to eat your bug meat that’s only palatable when slathered in butter.
Honestly it’s relatively flavourless. Have Crayfish in NZ instead. Smaller animal, far more flavour.
Never went to public or private school until university.
Do you mean other people wouldn’t believe we’ve never done it or that they wouldn’t believe us if we said we did due to being so associated with never having done it?
The former
People often don’t believe I never went to vocal therapy or anything. Some people are skeptical of my NZ accent since I’m not anywhere where it’s common and ask if it’s artificial. If anything, it actually used to sound more Maori-ish, but certain neurological symptoms when I was little caused it to Kiwify. People think I’m just attention-seeking by having an accent I never asked for.
Never had sex with anyone but my wife. Met her at 17. Now approaching 40.
That’s hard to imagine.
The first wedding I ever attended was my own…and I was 35. I somehow had friends & family who didn’t get or were already married my entire life.
Still never been to a birth or a funeral.
I’ve never had a fever.
Does your name happen to be David?
I can’t decide if that’s good or bad.
Bad. If you’ve never had a fever, check for AIDS, and not the peanut butter kind.
I dunno either! I rarely get sick though so shrug
Bullshit. You would never have survived infancy.
Yes you have.
I’ve never seen a human being other than through glass
You’re gonna have to explain that one.
Lifetime glasses wearer?
Nah, they’re an alien. Probably been to a human zoo or something.
Take me to your Cheetos
Never smoked a cigarette. Not even took a single drag. I’m not even sure I ever touched one.
I’ve done just about every drug out there. Had a pretty significant meth problem in my late teens and early 20’s. Never smoked a cigarette.
Just always seemed too gross to be worth it.
Me neither. I didn’t know something like this would be so hard to believe
Yes ! … So, what about you ?
I started this thread thinking I’d have the bravery to answer my own question. I’ve got a few heavy hitters. But I hesitate because, altogether, they would probably make me uniquely identifiable.
Things you haven’t done make you uniquely identifiable?
He hasn’t done two chicks at the same time with his two cocks, yet.
Hi, do you know you have a quite revealing username 😋 ?
Phoebe!
is Phoebe a user name ?
It’s a Friends reference (and now a spoiler, I guess). Sorry, am boomer.
Thanks friend :)
i didn’t watch television for the last 10 years and didn’t ever watch an episode of this TV series ! (hard to believe things that i did not do !)I totally get it! I stopped watching TV in 2000.
Believe it or not they’ve never stolen anyone’s lunch money…
That’s ccunning, ccunning. Just saw their name
- graduated high school and college without ever taking a dedicated biology or chemistry class.
- never broken a bone.
- never stung by a (live) bee (have stepped on a dead one, though).
- can’t say “never” any more, but I was into my 40s before ever having my blood drawn.
- have smelled, but have never even seen marijuana, let alone smoked any.
but I was into my 40s before ever having my blood drawn.
What? You never went to hospital?
Nope.
First blood draw was just shy of 43yo, and that was for a new life insurance policy, so it was a contract nurse in my own living room.
I have become more familiar with the hospital recently, however.
How could you tell the bee was dead when you stepped on it and not killed by you stepping on it?
I didn’t even see it. My brother, unhelpfully, said it had been there a while. We were pretty young, so I never questioned it. Maybe I should have.
You murderer.
How did you make it to your 40s without ever having bloodwork done?
I’ve never been stung by a bee either! I’ve had a wasp get me a few times but bees and I have a unspoken truce, I guess. We have carpender bees all around our house and my wife hates them but I enjoy watching them have those valiant mid-air dog fights. Those little bastards can scrap. They never bother or dive bomb me but sometimes they get curious and kinda hover around me, presumably doing a bee’s version of a vibe check. I dont run or swat at them and they just peace out after maybe 15-20 seconds and then ignore me next time Im outside in “their” territory. … My wife on the other hand, swats, screams and runs from them and they’ll straight up go after her. She clearly does not pass the vibe check. It’s wild.
I’ve never broken a bone but I think I’ve had about 60 stitches in total
Same, except I’ve counted my stitches: 102
I’ve broken several. Cannot recommend it, in fact it is quite unpleasant.
oh shit really?
Don’t believe random people on the internet! Get a hammer or a tall ledge and find out yourself
But if you had to pick, which was your favorite?
Nose, because the other three I’ve broken all made me unable to use an arm for a while and it is fucking infuriating to try to put socks on with only one hand every morning
Big toe first, over to little toe, then go underneath and pull towards the heel.
Never broke a bone club!
The only bone I’ve ever broken was my sternum. I couldn’t do sports for several weeks but had no cast or anything to show off. I could only sit there and let my body do the healing.
I’ve fractured plenty but never had a complete break. Fractures still suck though.
My coworkers are always surprised when they first learn that I didn’t even finish high school. I work with people who are mostly highly educated. Most with masters degrees, a few with bachelor’s and doctorates. While they were studying, I was geeking out over some project that I did just for fun. Turns out that the skills I ended up with were exactly what my career for the past 15 years needs.
Nice! I kind of know how you feel. I’ve studied to be a machinist, now I’m an enterprise architect.
