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@LunchMoneyThief@links.hackliberty.org to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months ago

Is there anything you've never done, that wouldn't be believed when sharing this with others?

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Is there anything you've never done, that wouldn't be believed when sharing this with others?

@LunchMoneyThief@links.hackliberty.org to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months ago
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  • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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    16•11 months ago

    I’ve never seen the ocean

    • TheRealKuni
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      3•11 months ago

      Have you also never left Philadelphia?

    • @Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world
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      7•11 months ago

      You should, it’s pretty nice.

      • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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        11•11 months ago

        Kinda big scary lake init?

        • xor
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          5•11 months ago

          Not too scary - plus it goes splash all on its own!

          • silly goose meekah
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            5•11 months ago

            Big lakes do that as well

  • @ulkesh@lemmy.world
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    13•11 months ago

    Never learned to ride a bicycle.

    • marighost
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      2•11 months ago

      Heyo, me too! I tried as a kid and busted my knee when I fell off, and gave it up.

      • @ulkesh@lemmy.world
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        2•11 months ago

        I’ve been afraid of falling since I was very very young, so that’s what led me to never want to ride :)

  • @Mascara@lemmynsfw.com
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    12•11 months ago

    I’m still a virgin.

    • @lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works
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      4•11 months ago

      I believe it

      • @Mascara@lemmynsfw.com
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        5•11 months ago

        Ok

    • Jerkface (any/all)
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      3•11 months ago

      I’ve never had sex with a virgin.

      • @Mascara@lemmynsfw.com
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        4•11 months ago

        Ok

    • @Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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      1•11 months ago

      OK

  • @jpreston2005@lemmy.world
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    9•11 months ago

    I’ve never eaten lobster. I’m not the slightest bit tempted to eat your bug meat that’s only palatable when slathered in butter.

    • @1371113@lemmy.world
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      4•11 months ago

      Honestly it’s relatively flavourless. Have Crayfish in NZ instead. Smaller animal, far more flavour.

  • @blackstampede@sh.itjust.works
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    6•11 months ago

    Never went to public or private school until university.

  • Call me Lenny/Leni
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    3•11 months ago

    Do you mean other people wouldn’t believe we’ve never done it or that they wouldn’t believe us if we said we did due to being so associated with never having done it?

    • @LunchMoneyThief@links.hackliberty.orgOP
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      3•11 months ago

      The former

      • Call me Lenny/Leni
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        2•11 months ago

        People often don’t believe I never went to vocal therapy or anything. Some people are skeptical of my NZ accent since I’m not anywhere where it’s common and ask if it’s artificial. If anything, it actually used to sound more Maori-ish, but certain neurological symptoms when I was little caused it to Kiwify. People think I’m just attention-seeking by having an accent I never asked for.

  • @abbadon420@lemm.ee
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    14•11 months ago

    Never had sex with anyone but my wife. Met her at 17. Now approaching 40.

    • @EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world
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      3•11 months ago

      That’s hard to imagine.

  • @KestrelAlex@lemmy.world
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    8•11 months ago

    The first wedding I ever attended was my own…and I was 35. I somehow had friends & family who didn’t get or were already married my entire life.

    Still never been to a birth or a funeral.

  • Elaine Cortez
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    15•11 months ago

    I’ve never had a fever.

    • @JoshuaFalken@lemmy.world
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      1•11 months ago

      Does your name happen to be David?

    • @treadful@lemmy.zip
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      11•11 months ago

      I can’t decide if that’s good or bad.

      • Call me Lenny/Leni
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        13•11 months ago

        Bad. If you’ve never had a fever, check for AIDS, and not the peanut butter kind.

      • Elaine Cortez
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        1•11 months ago

        I dunno either! I rarely get sick though so shrug

    • @Summzashi@lemmy.one
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      Bullshit. You would never have survived infancy.

    • @Dasus@lemmy.world
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      11•11 months ago

      Yes you have.

  • @boatsnhos615@lemmings.world
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    6•11 months ago

    I’ve never seen a human being other than through glass

    • @Bonifratz@lemm.ee
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      3•11 months ago

      You’re gonna have to explain that one.

    • @LunchMoneyThief@links.hackliberty.orgOP
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      6•11 months ago

      Lifetime glasses wearer?

      • @lath@lemmy.world
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        2•11 months ago

        Nah, they’re an alien. Probably been to a human zoo or something.

        • @boatsnhos615@lemmings.world
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          2•11 months ago

          Take me to your Cheetos

  • @viking@infosec.pub
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    28•11 months ago

    Never smoked a cigarette. Not even took a single drag. I’m not even sure I ever touched one.

    • @BodePlotHole@lemmy.world
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      6•11 months ago

      I’ve done just about every drug out there. Had a pretty significant meth problem in my late teens and early 20’s. Never smoked a cigarette.

      Just always seemed too gross to be worth it.

    • @Mothra@mander.xyz
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      8•11 months ago

      Me neither. I didn’t know something like this would be so hard to believe

  • @A_A@lemmy.world
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    8•11 months ago

    Yes ! … So, what about you ?

    • @LunchMoneyThief@links.hackliberty.orgOP
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      8•11 months ago

      I started this thread thinking I’d have the bravery to answer my own question. I’ve got a few heavy hitters. But I hesitate because, altogether, they would probably make me uniquely identifiable.

      • @Today@lemmy.world
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        3•11 months ago

        Things you haven’t done make you uniquely identifiable?

        • @Lag@lemmy.world
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          9•11 months ago

          He hasn’t done two chicks at the same time with his two cocks, yet.

      • @A_A@lemmy.world
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        1•11 months ago

        Hi, do you know you have a quite revealing username 😋 ?

        • @Dicska@lemmy.world
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          2•11 months ago

          Phoebe!

          • @A_A@lemmy.world
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            1•11 months ago

            is Phoebe a user name ?

            • @Dicska@lemmy.world
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              2•11 months ago

              It’s a Friends reference (and now a spoiler, I guess). Sorry, am boomer.

              • @A_A@lemmy.world
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                2•11 months ago

                Thanks friend :)
                i didn’t watch television for the last 10 years and didn’t ever watch an episode of this TV series ! (hard to believe things that i did not do !)

                • @Dicska@lemmy.world
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                  2•11 months ago

                  I totally get it! I stopped watching TV in 2000.

    • @ccunning@lemmy.world
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      6•11 months ago

      Believe it or not they’ve never stolen anyone’s lunch money…

      • @A_A@lemmy.world
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        3•11 months ago

        That’s ccunning, ccunning. Just saw their name

  • @radix@lemmy.world
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    5•11 months ago
    • graduated high school and college without ever taking a dedicated biology or chemistry class.
    • never broken a bone.
    • never stung by a (live) bee (have stepped on a dead one, though).
    • can’t say “never” any more, but I was into my 40s before ever having my blood drawn.
    • have smelled, but have never even seen marijuana, let alone smoked any.
    • TwinTusks
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      but I was into my 40s before ever having my blood drawn.

      What? You never went to hospital?

      • @radix@lemmy.world
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        1•11 months ago

        Nope.

        First blood draw was just shy of 43yo, and that was for a new life insurance policy, so it was a contract nurse in my own living room.

        I have become more familiar with the hospital recently, however.

    • @Majestix@lemmy.world
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      4•11 months ago

      How could you tell the bee was dead when you stepped on it and not killed by you stepping on it?

      • @radix@lemmy.world
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        3•11 months ago

        I didn’t even see it. My brother, unhelpfully, said it had been there a while. We were pretty young, so I never questioned it. Maybe I should have.

        • ivanafterall ☑️
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          1•11 months ago

          You murderer.

    • @klemptor@startrek.website
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      1•11 months ago

      How did you make it to your 40s without ever having bloodwork done?

    • @JPSound@lemmy.world
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      3•11 months ago

      I’ve never been stung by a bee either! I’ve had a wasp get me a few times but bees and I have a unspoken truce, I guess. We have carpender bees all around our house and my wife hates them but I enjoy watching them have those valiant mid-air dog fights. Those little bastards can scrap. They never bother or dive bomb me but sometimes they get curious and kinda hover around me, presumably doing a bee’s version of a vibe check. I dont run or swat at them and they just peace out after maybe 15-20 seconds and then ignore me next time Im outside in “their” territory. … My wife on the other hand, swats, screams and runs from them and they’ll straight up go after her. She clearly does not pass the vibe check. It’s wild.

  • Hurculina Drubman
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    38•11 months ago

    I’ve never broken a bone but I think I’ve had about 60 stitches in total

    • @neidu2@feddit.nl
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      4•11 months ago

      Same, except I’ve counted my stitches: 102

    • Skua
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      6•11 months ago

      I’ve broken several. Cannot recommend it, in fact it is quite unpleasant.

      • Hurculina Drubman
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        1•11 months ago

        oh shit really?

        • classic
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          6•11 months ago

          Don’t believe random people on the internet! Get a hammer or a tall ledge and find out yourself

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        3•11 months ago

        But if you had to pick, which was your favorite?

        • Skua
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          Nose, because the other three I’ve broken all made me unable to use an arm for a while and it is fucking infuriating to try to put socks on with only one hand every morning

          • @lath@lemmy.world
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            1•11 months ago

            Big toe first, over to little toe, then go underneath and pull towards the heel.

    • Rhynoplaz
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      11•11 months ago

      Never broke a bone club!

    • Björn Tantau
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      The only bone I’ve ever broken was my sternum. I couldn’t do sports for several weeks but had no cast or anything to show off. I could only sit there and let my body do the healing.

    • @DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works
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      2•11 months ago

      I’ve fractured plenty but never had a complete break. Fractures still suck though.

  • @neidu2@feddit.nl
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    My coworkers are always surprised when they first learn that I didn’t even finish high school. I work with people who are mostly highly educated. Most with masters degrees, a few with bachelor’s and doctorates. While they were studying, I was geeking out over some project that I did just for fun. Turns out that the skills I ended up with were exactly what my career for the past 15 years needs.

    • k_rol
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      2•11 months ago

      Nice! I kind of know how you feel. I’ve studied to be a machinist, now I’m an enterprise architect.

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