Mods remove this, it’s clearly a pisspost
Plot twist, OP is a dog.
Dog’s old as fuck
That’s why he couldn’t hold it in.
30 in dog years obviously.
All I understand is that your wife is 35 feet and you’re 30 meter
Correction: she’s 35 Farads.
That’s a lot of capacitance. That’s a terrifying amount of capacitance.
Are you capacitance-shaming her?
Constantly.
NTA Dump her immediatly
Not enough 1/4‘ing hate in these comments
What’s that
If you dont know consider yourself lucky
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Oh the link didn’t load for some reason and it just displayed an empty comment.
Yeah my app glitched out I had to edit the comment
Oh
That doesn’t make it any clearer.
With peace and love
Thank you thank you
Did a dog write this post ?
I think The Quartering did
Lol. Haven’t heard that name in a while.
You aren’t missing much.
First ten comments are people posting
You should divorce her
She’s not getting pizza, she’s cheating on you
and links to the Men’s Rights channel
Those guys are twisted. Cheating on me is one thing, getting pizza without me is seriously fucked up.
“My wife, I can forgive for you having multiple affairs. The various attempts on my life by you, all water under the bridge. Getting pizza without me? I’m asking for annulment. This marriage never happened. You are dead to me.”
They have a point. Not all guys are down for sharing a dick but everyone is down with sharing a pizza
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Peace with ur…
This is a direct reference to The Quartering. A piece of shit youtuber that has an entire subreddit devoted to hating him. Also, yes, this is a thing he actually did. He was pissed his wife went to go eat pizza without him, got really drunk, started crying and actually pissed in the corner of his basement.
Oh
Erm… I wish I could say "haha jk! " but uh… here we are.
Uh, actually, this is a reference to my life. I did this, and Quartering copied me because he lacks imagination.
Holy shit
The Halfening
How did this become public knowledge?
By his own admission after getting very drunk.
I’m detecting a pattern
I don’t know if it’s good or bad that I know the joke here.
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reddit
Shit like that is what got me banned. Turns out, i cant keep my mouth shut around idiots
what
Idk why, but this interaction cracked me up lol
the lack of a questionmark makes it 10x better
Don’t worry about it, sweetheart.
I thought this was for shit posts, piss posts?
Smh
Upvoted from -1 😂
Reddit posts can’t go below 0
Wait, when did they do that? I remember when some EA comment broke a downvote record
When I stopped using reddit, comments on certain subreddits could get downvoted into negative points but posts couldn’t get downvoted past 0 sidewide.
Posts stop at 0, comments don’t have a floor last I checked.
They don’t have floor visibly but there is a limit to how much they can affect your karma
Ah, that makes sense now. Thank you
That is pretty silly
Probably because when companies posted or commented shitty things they would get downvoted to oblivion. Spez obviously couldn’t allow that
On second thought, let’s not go to Reddit. 'Tis a silly place.
'Tis a spezzy place.
and remember kids, the best way to prevent getting spez on your shoes is to just not hang out with jailbait promoting fuckchuds
it’s only a model
