• vegeta1 [he/him]
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    269 months ago

    Tyler the creator “hahahaha how the fuck is CyberB̶u̶l̶l̶y̶i̶n̶g̶truck real”

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    209 months ago

    A clever car burglar broke into a vacant Cybertruck by popping one of the windows ajar and then peeling it wide open.

    I thought the subheader was a bit confusing. But the text is still confusing. My guess is that burglar used a pry bar in a two or three locations to weaken the glass and then the glass conveniently (and safely) shattered. And then he peeled it down.

    After he looked inside the vehicle, the burglar took a tool from the red car and popped ajar the driver side window of the Cybertruck. The glass shattered but the window still kept its shape, probably due to an adhesive layer that keeps the Tesla window glass layers laminated together.

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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      229 months ago

      Look at the pic I posted, the article hides it in the background for some reason. It’s funnier than you think.

  • Boxscape
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    9 months ago

    The burglar then peeled down the window

    Like a can of sardines!

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    469 months ago

    You can also pee a cybertruck. You don’t even have to be a burglar you can just do it.

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
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      329 months ago

      I would assume if you pee on it it will short out the electric that’s all one circuit and either lock forever or open all doors. In the latter, might aswell

    • heggs_bayer [he/him]
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      49 months ago

      I know what your comment is trying to say, but the typo has me imagining someone having a cybertruck stuck in their urethra and needing to pee it out like a kidney stone.

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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      269 months ago

      Usually when you break a car window you’ll set off the alarm, if it has one

      This piece of shit didn’t do anything of the sort

      • Deadend [he/him]
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        19 months ago

        Ahhh! Ok.

        Wow, amazing they forgot a window alarm system.

        I thought it was a “you can break the windows to get in!” Which is “yes. This applies to everything with a large window”

        But the corners that are cut on the $100,000 truck made of corners… it’s kind of impressive.

  • MattsAlt [comrade/them]
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    99 months ago

    Time to get some “Free Gun” bumper stickers to vandalize these monstrosities with. Seeing more in my city

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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      79 months ago

      Nah that’s too obvious. You want to get NRA stickers or Glock stickers to really sell it to burglars. You can probably get a bulk pack on Aliexpress.

  • roux [he/him, they/them]
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    249 months ago

    Hell yeah brother. Can’t wait for next week to see posts about how Tesla recalled all 500,000 units again.

    Quick question: were Tesla this shit before the giant goon of a spoiled child did his hostile takeover?

    • barrbaric [he/him]
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      79 months ago

      Musk took them over right as the first gen roadsters were being released in 2008 so it seems that they were able to operate fine for over a decade before he got incredibly divorced and started interfering more.

      • @[email protected]
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        49 months ago

        Idk if I’d say fine. QC has never been known to be good on any car after they first rolled off the not dealership lot. The model S and Y took YEARS to get acceptable quality control. The model 3 and y only took a few. The cybertruck being so odd idk how long it’s gonna take for them to get their shit together.

        Elon just wanted to make himself more and more the center of attention.