The Last game I played was Splatoon 3. It really depends on a few things, Am I an Inkling/Octoling? Do I speak the language? Where am I? In Splatoon lore all humans died in mass floods, so if I was still human I would probably be studied. Also, if I’m in the middle of the ocean I would be screwed either way. Assuming that I am in a major city or at least near civilization, and I am an Inkling/Octoling, and I speak the language, I would be fine. As for what I would do, I would sign up to work at Grizco, and once I have enough money buy a gun and participate in turf wars to gain money, eventually buying an appartment.

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    210 months ago

    Do I get the ability to build things instantly like the protagonist of factorio? If I’m suddenly stuck on a planet with super hostile aliens and I have to build automatic weapons and flamethrowers from pure iron ore with my current skills, uhhh, yeah I’m in trouble.

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      110 months ago

      The question is if you can make yourself some power armour before you choke to death in the smog filled hellscape you’ve built.

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      10 months ago

      I thought I’d be the only one mentioning this game. It’s completely desolate. Only machines. One day the floor beneath you is deleted. You fall into the void.

      Edit: I’m hopelessly addicted to the game. I’ve already played it for 40 hours.

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    210 months ago

    Playing Eve Online as I post this.

    If I’m a baseline human, I am screwed. If I am a capsuleer - well, I’m actually going to have to learn how to fly a spaceship “for real”, but hey, at least I’m immortal.

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    Happily married, with a brand new baby, living in a large house, on a well established farm, with financial security and steady income, plus a small fortune in extremely valuable wine aging in the basement, near a friendly town with lots of festivities, where no matter how badly I screw up someone will find me and bail me out so that I can get home or see a doctor.

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      Similarly, my egg farm has just hatched it’s 10 billionth chicken that lays dark matter eggs whilst living in their own micro universe, my bank account is sitting somewhere in the vicinity of 80+ zeroes after the number, and I regularly send ships to space to hunt for artifacts.

      I suppose I get to shoot down rogue drones while relaxing in an egg based utopia. I might have to deal with time cops at some point for using spliced timelines to make sure each egg is the highest possible quality, across all timelines that chicken exists in.

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    110 months ago

    I’d have to learn how to appreciate body hair, as well as get better at dart tossing. Could be worse.

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    510 months ago

    Kerbal Space Program. So everything might be fine, or I might hit a mountain at mach 12, or I might be stuck on Moho forever hoping Matt Lowne joins Lemmy and can send the Blunderbirds to get me.

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    210 months ago

    Spiderman 2.

    I live in the suburbs of Chicago. Not much changes, except the super elite have some insane tech that might as well be magic. Oh, and I guess super powers are real.