The Last game I played was Splatoon 3. It really depends on a few things, Am I an Inkling/Octoling? Do I speak the language? Where am I? In Splatoon lore all humans died in mass floods, so if I was still human I would probably be studied. Also, if I’m in the middle of the ocean I would be screwed either way. Assuming that I am in a major city or at least near civilization, and I am an Inkling/Octoling, and I speak the language, I would be fine. As for what I would do, I would sign up to work at Grizco, and once I have enough money buy a gun and participate in turf wars to gain money, eventually buying an appartment.
Borderlands. Yeah probably kinda screwed.
Deep rock galactic, there’s no way I’m not getting eaten
Trombone Champ. I’d be in a marching band. Again.
Core keeper, not too bad if I stay near the core and chill
Shapez 2
It takes place in (outer) space so presumably I’d die pretty quickly.
I thought I’d be the only one mentioning this game. It’s completely desolate. Only machines. One day the floor beneath you is deleted. You fall into the void.
Edit: I’m hopelessly addicted to the game. I’ve already played it for 40 hours.
Euro Truck Simulator 2, so all things considered, pretty chill
Same here, I think I would enjoy it.
Snowrunner, so yeah, same. Maybe I’d be lonely after a while.
Playing Eve Online as I post this.
If I’m a baseline human, I am screwed. If I am a capsuleer - well, I’m actually going to have to learn how to fly a spaceship “for real”, but hey, at least I’m immortal.
Rainworld. Yeah i’m screwed.
Happily married, with a brand new baby, living in a large house, on a well established farm, with financial security and steady income, plus a small fortune in extremely valuable wine aging in the basement, near a friendly town with lots of festivities, where no matter how badly I screw up someone will find me and bail me out so that I can get home or see a doctor.
Similarly, my egg farm has just hatched it’s 10 billionth chicken that lays dark matter eggs whilst living in their own micro universe, my bank account is sitting somewhere in the vicinity of 80+ zeroes after the number, and I regularly send ships to space to hunt for artifacts.
I suppose I get to shoot down rogue drones while relaxing in an egg based utopia. I might have to deal with time cops at some point for using spliced timelines to make sure each egg is the highest possible quality, across all timelines that chicken exists in.
Escape from Tarkov. Yeah, I’ll be dead shortly.
I’d have to learn how to appreciate body hair, as well as get better at dart tossing. Could be worse.
Kerbal Space Program. So everything might be fine, or I might hit a mountain at mach 12, or I might be stuck on Moho forever hoping Matt Lowne joins Lemmy and can send the Blunderbirds to get me.
I have been playing Resident Evil Village. Yeah, I am screwed.
Spiderman 2.
I live in the suburbs of Chicago. Not much changes, except the super elite have some insane tech that might as well be magic. Oh, and I guess super powers are real.
Uh, technically the last game I played is this 2D puzzle: https://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/puzzles/js/rect.html
So, with a bit of imagination:
I run for my life as walls and whole rooms shoot out of the ground in random locations.
But run where? There’s a perimeter wall in all directions.
Eventually, I get trapped in a hallway. ‘5’ it says on the floor. I can spot a ‘2’ at the other end, before another wall slides up in front of it. The lights turn off.A few more echos can be heard, before the lights flicker and a speaker drones “Completed!”.
The lights turn back on, the walls and the ‘5’ disappear.
A ‘3’ reveals itself underneath my feet, and a '6’ right next to me. A wall shoots up between. What the hell do these numbers mean? And who operates this sick game?
