Well, it’s more like 10 billion now and dropping.
I am honestly surprised he hasn’t tanked/broken the entire platform by now. Really a testament to the few extremely talented software engineers he has left.
It brings me some comfort to know for a fact that Elon Musk is worse at being a Poster than I will ever be at anything
It’s practically his job, too
Great man theory is a cancer on society. Elon thinks he’s one of them.
It’s closely related to that whole “dae le simulation theory” and its consequent belief that people the believer dislikes must be “NPCs” too.
Oh but when I get high off my own farts I’m a pervert?
Yes.
So I’ve been asking myself who is the worse businessman between these two? Because I don’t know if even trump would spend 44 billion on that shit.
But is he euphoric?
some day I’ll be a professional quote maker just like him
I usually don’t quote myself but sometimes I do.
I usually don’t quote myself but sometimes I do.
I usually don’t quote myself but sometimes I do.
I usually don’t quote myself but sometimes I do.
X Le Epic Narwhal Bacon At Midnight
LMAO this fuckin rules.
LMAO this fuckin rules.
I’m an arrogant asshole and even I don’t quote myself. Other people do it for me because I am infinitely cooler than this billionaire manchild dweeb.
Other people do it for me because I am infinitely cooler than this billionaire manchild dweeb.
Not a high bar to clear, but still,
The bourgeoisie is in it’s decadent phase and we should mock them and then annihilate them
Well shit, I guess he was a professional quote-maker all along.
At this moment, he is euphoric. Not because of DEI woke mind viruses, but because he has brought the light of consciousness to the stars.
Eh?
In this moment I am euphoric. Not because of any phony God’s blessing. But because I have a nice rack.
I’d post the “nice argument, however…” meme, but
There might literally not be one single person on the planet less qualified to speak to the issue of “reasonable spending” than the guy who spent $44 billion dollars to make everybody hate Twitter.
idk money well spent imo
We should abolish money anyway
He also took billions in government subsidies and ordered the construction of a car tunnel with LED lights and zero safety measures. That one was a success for its intended purposes, however; it prevented the construction of mass transit rail in California.
I think he made that up after the fact once it became abundantly clear how dumb hyperloop was. US states, generally, don’t need the help of a billionaire to stay car-brained public transport deniers.
He never wanted improved mass transit in California, so even if he bumblefucked into that outcome, it’s still serendipity for him.
We rolled some lame ass billionaires
Imagine Ted Faro, but not smart at all and the robots can’t do shit.
No (immediate) planetary apocalypse, but the downside is you have to live through his extended midlife crisis.
The APOLLO subordinate function was woke
Instead I quote myself for free
I guess you could argue about all that in 2016, but we’ve seen what he did and what he’s willing to do now, to be pretty fucking certain none of these things will ever happen under a republican president, and even less so under another Trump presidency.
Only the democrats have the know-how to protect their “nation of immigrants” from being invaded by hordes of immigrants while not changing the imperialist policies that cause mass immigration in the first place! Kamala is brat and girlboss and republicans could never do genocide as good as her.
thirst for power
narcissism
