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    • UlyssesT [he/him]OP
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      11 months ago

      Imagine Ted Faro, but not smart at all and the robots can’t do shit.

      No (immediate) planetary apocalypse, but the downside is you have to live through his extended midlife crisis. doomer

    • kristina [she/her]
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      1511 months ago

      In this moment I am euphoric. Not because of any phony God’s blessing. But because I have a nice rack. very-smart

    • UlyssesT [he/him]OP
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      911 months ago

      At this moment, he is euphoric. Not because of DEI woke mind viruses, but because he has brought the light of consciousness to the stars.

      Eh? attlee-fedora

  • Adkml [he/him]
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    4111 months ago

    There might literally not be one single person on the planet less qualified to speak to the issue of “reasonable spending” than the guy who spent $44 billion dollars to make everybody hate Twitter.

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      2011 months ago

      He also took billions in government subsidies and ordered the construction of a car tunnel with LED lights and zero safety measures. That one was a success for its intended purposes, however; it prevented the construction of mass transit rail in California.

      • PigPoopBallsDotJPG [none/use name]
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        211 months ago

        I think he made that up after the fact once it became abundantly clear how dumb hyperloop was. US states, generally, don’t need the help of a billionaire to stay car-brained public transport deniers.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]OP
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          211 months ago

          He never wanted improved mass transit in California, so even if he bumblefucked into that outcome, it’s still serendipity for him.

  • @BestBouclettes@jlai.lu
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    811 months ago

    I guess you could argue about all that in 2016, but we’ve seen what he did and what he’s willing to do now, to be pretty fucking certain none of these things will ever happen under a republican president, and even less so under another Trump presidency.

    • robinnist [he/him]
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      611 months ago

      Only the democrats have the know-how to protect their “nation of immigrants” from being invaded by hordes of immigrants while not changing the imperialist policies that cause mass immigration in the first place! Kamala is brat and girlboss and republicans could never do genocide as good as her.

  • roux [he/him, they/them]
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    611 months ago

    “Fuck both these fascist pieces of shit. I long for the day they are both dead and in the dirt.” - roux

  • NaevaTheRat [she/her]
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    1711 months ago

    That guy could like pay for people to crew tall ships and sail around doing mock pirate battles and treasure hunts or whatever fantasy he wanted to live out.

    And he chooses to do this.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]OP
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      711 months ago

      or whatever fantasy he wanted to live out.

      His fantasy is to be the universally beloved meme master. billionaire-tears

      • NaevaTheRat [she/her]
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        411 months ago

        He could build a Martian colony set and probably enough dorks would volunteer to larp worship of God-king musk of the funniest memes.

        The guy has a terminal lack of imagination.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]OP
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          811 months ago

          His imagination is so vast and profound that he once posted a picture of his future vision for his fantastical Martian colony.

          It was a picture of a many-laned highway with cars on it. With a red filter. grillman

    • CrowTankieRobot [he/him]
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      111 months ago

      And before this stunt, he was re-tweeting (or should I say, “re-Xitting”) Pepe frog Frenworld memes. He literally reposted plagiarized Frenworld content, just like an incel basement dweller.

  • Torenico [he/him]
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    611 months ago

    The bourgeoisie is in it’s decadent phase and we should mock them and then annihilate them

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    511 months ago

    I usually don’t quote myself but sometimes I do.

    I usually don’t quote myself but sometimes I do.

    I usually don’t quote myself but sometimes I do.

    I usually don’t quote myself but sometimes I do.

    X Le Epic Narwhal Bacon At Midnight