you know this bozo wouldn’t play the game unless his character and his horse had DDD booba, jiggiling boobily in customizable matching leather and polished silver string bikinis.
Shadow Of The Colossus Without Boss Battles does actually sound pretty cool. as long as it lets me climb stuff sometimes and doesn’t have the always-over-the-right-shoulder-with-no-way-to-switch fortnite camera every game seemingly has to have these days.
Oh you’d like to be the Tzar’s courier? Yeah you’d like that, wouldn’t you? I thought exactly the same in your age, that one could just… jump on a horse and throw letters around everywhere whenever I felt like it. As if the tzar doesn’t have better things to do than go around looking under random oxen for letters that you’ve thrown haphharzardly.
It’s a fine idea. Maybe not for you though. You can be a ringbinder is what you can be.This is a deep cut for maybe one other person on this site
Notice how 99% of the time, anyone who replied negatively was pathetic enough to pay for twitter 🤔
Every time someone complains about pronouns, they will be assigned one (1) additional pronoun
Every time someone complains about pronouns
As you wish, your new pronoun is ㄍ昂/ꄡ潣
I need to know the origin of this gif.
TV show called Power Rangers in the west
power rangers
Тэр хүн / Тэд нар / Энэ
“Whenever someone writes me about this ending-averse cynically nihilistic grimdark and murderfucky sword slop I kill a Stark”
“For every comment whining about DEI in my Mongolian courier rider game I will add one extra pronoun”I think one of the primary reasons why I didn’t become a chud is that I came to a very important realization
Not everything is for me, and that doesn’t mean that it’s stupid or woke, it’s just not something that fits my taste
The pipeline from
13th century Mongolia with no combat? Sounds lametoThey're ruining video gaming with woke pronouns and femoid gaysis actually more like a water slideThey weren’t going to play the game anyway unless they were going to make a Youtube video about it where they rage about it while wearing sunglasses and swigging whiskey while being as emotionally constipated as possible.
Rage is an emotion sweaty (that one smug emoji idk how to do them in this app)
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There's not even giant crabs to fight
These people don’t actually like or respect games, they like being catered to.
Yep
They think they’re like some Lorenzo De Medici rich art patron
They’re just hogs at the trough
These losers would suffocate the most diverse and potential-filled medium we’ve ever created, like a bunch of stuffy monks who think novels aren’t “real books.”
What about the horses pronouns?
I hope they add neigh/nem just for the blue check chuds lol
E: neigh, not nay
Sticking it to the neighsayers.
Me when the vimblio jame says “The champion is over there, they are very brave!” instead of a preferred pronoun.
they
Comrade, I regret to inform you that they is also a pronoun. There is no escaping the woke gulag.
Death Stranding on horseback? I would play that in a heartbeat
I only play Breath of the Wild to ride around on horseback and enjoy the scenery and music. So I genuinely can’t wait to play this.
these people sure have a very limited set of games they can play now aint it
They’re playing the games anyway and their steam accounts prove it.
They just don’t count the ones they like. Baldurs gate 3 is the prime example.
The most
gate pandering game imaginable was “Subverse,” which was crowdfunded by gaters and even advertised directly to them. It was a waifu harem porn game in space with a vague gameplay loop and no “politics” in a way that’d upset gaters.They apparently found it boring and it didn’t really make a splash.
