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Europe loves to shit on US. Find another country or continent that Europe contrasts themselves from more than US. Popular contrasts:
- Gun safety
- Medical expenses
- Educational expenses
- Workers rights
- Length of history
- Mass transit
- Police brutality
I can’t go a day on Lemmy without seeing at least one of the above. Yet, you don’t see daily comments on how Europe is better than Brazil, India, Japan, Australia, Canada, Egypt, South Africa, Mexico, etc. Can you imagine if they did that?
News: Man Freezes to Death in Rural Canada
- EU resident: That never happens here because we have have mandatory heater laws or some shit.
News: 5 People Gunned Down and Robbed in Sao Paulo Favela
- EU resident: No idea what that’s like to live in that fear since we don’t have large pockets of extreme poverty and guns are highly controlled here.
News: Mumbai Police Assault Orphaned Girl
- EU resident: I’ve never heard of such a thing. Our police are here to protect us and orphanages are considered sacred.
News: Almost 90% of Egyptians Have Electric Power
- EU resident: What a shame that Egypt isn’t a developed country.
News: Shoot Out between Rival Cartels Kills 13 Adults, 3 Children
- EU Resident: That’s why we don’t share a border with the US or genocided the indigenous inhabitants here.
If 9/11 happened tomorrow, you’d see comments like, “What a tragedy. I’m happy I feel safe in Europe because we aren’t building bases in the Middle East. The worst thing I have to worry about is if people in Dubai think I’m American when I’m on vacation there.”
We get it. You guys are superior. The US has considerable social problems despite its GDP. You’d think you would be a little more grateful about the US helping yall build those fantastic social programs after you guys fucked yourselves up in WWII. Or US subsidizing your military defense, from aircraft carriers, troops, foreign bases, military equipment production, space, to being a nuclear sponge. Y’all be shitting your pants in the Summer and the freezing your asses of in the Winter with Putin if it wasn’t for us.
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You are the reason I’m going to say I’m Canadian if i ever get to visit a better country
And people like you are the reason I’m suspicious of all Canadians here. Actually met a yank who first identified himself as a Canadian. Wasnt too happy when he got told on his assholeness.
Dont be an asshole, dont be a fake Canadian. Sorry for my suspicion to any actual Canadians.
☝️ This is the result of decades of propaganda telling people they live in the “Gradest Cuntry in the Wuuuurld”
When the internet was starting to take off, Yanks used to love shitting on Europeans, calling us europoors and laughing at our “lack of freedumb”, but it only took a few years for them to realise they’d been lied to their whole life about how little happiness and protection they have compared to Europe, and just how often they get fucked in the arse by megacorps.
Hence, angry little cunts like OP here, frothing at the mouth about nonexistent comments, bringing up a war that ended 80 years ago, and voting for a deranged orange baboon
Or US subsidizing your military defense,
I’m sorry to say, but the reason the US sucks isn’t because they “sacrifice” so much to help others. This is a super common argument to make, but it’s not true.
The US government spends more on healthcare per capita than most countries, in medicare, medicaid and veterans care. The reason everyone else doesn’t benefit, is because all that money disappears straight into the pockets of the super rich. You could have the same social programs without spending a single cent more, and probably spending less.
Maybe we can pool together and get the fellow Lemmy user a prescription for some lithium? Or someone with free healthcare sends him/her a few packages?
Are you okay? Go touch grass
Being thankful for the US “subsidizing” military defense and foreign bases? Sure, you definitely build bases in other sovereign countries out of the goodness of your hearts and not for your own tactical and espionage interests. No European would shed a tear if every US troop fucked off tomorrow
You see, one of the reasons we like to shit on you so much is because of your fake feeling that you somehow managed to solve WWII.
WWII would be over soon-ish even without you, you joined last minute when it started affecting you directly. Which is fine, you had no obligation to help back then. And it’s great for us that you joined because it means fewer people have lost their lives. But you believing that without you we would have lost is some Putin-level propaganda.
Your misguided belief that thanks to you we have better lives and that’s why you can’t have nice things is not only another great piece of propaganda, it’s also utter nonsense. If you’re capable of doing it, why don’t you do it for yourself?
The other reason we like to shit on you is because you like to cosplay as a developed nation, but the only thing that’s developed about you is being rich, other than that you’re the same dictatorship as other developing nations (except you have two ruling parties, not just one).
What’s the point of making fun of Brazil? What happens there is just sad and everyone knows it, no one pretends otherwise. But in US, when bad shit happens, half of you pretend it’s fine and you’re still somehow superior to everyone around.
You forgot the crippling debt that the US saddled many countries with after the war, a lot of which have only recently been repaid
WWII would be over soon-ish even without you, you joined last minute when it started affecting you directly.
1941? That was the last minute of WWII? Are you high? Are you familiar with the continents of Asia, Africa, and/or Oceania? Or does your knowledge of geography and history end at the borders of the noble European continent?
The Soviet Union didn’t even join the Allies until June of 1941. And they did a hell of a lot more to win the war than any of the western European Allies, that’s for damn sure.
Not to mention the vast economic and logistical aid given prior to entering the war. Not to mention the Marshall Plan. Not to mention the Berlin Airlift. It’s not a misguided belief, the US has verifiably used its economic and military power to protect the interests of western European allies throughout the past century.
Unchecked gun violence by a population against itself
Losing a war with flightless birds.
Have you tried diplomacy?
We try to get the fallen back but none yet.
school shootings (being common)
Cheesesteaks. And no, a steak sandwich doesn’t count.
Chicken cheesesteak with provolone and fried onions on an amoroso rollllllllll
This has always bothered me. If you don’t use steak how can it do be called acheesesteak.
- Not being able to afford healthcare and insurance.
- Half of the population worshipping a felonious, racist, homophobic sexist as if he’s a deity.
- K.C. Barbecue.
None of these are unique by any means (i wish the second was but fascism is rising globally).
The styles of it tho, I’ll give you that.
There are two types of BBQ: KC and wrong.
- using Imperial over metric system
If you go far enough, you will see deserts, tropics, and taigas. I think that’s unique to us, at least…
I was gonna say something similar, but I’m pretty sure the same could be said for the country North of mine. Or South of mine except for the taiga.
Interesting, I can’t think of two countries bordering each other that have all of these.
To be fair, the deserts in the north are frozen. And the taiga here is more connected to them than to us.
US or China?
Maybe Chile? They’ve got a tropical island and the mainland goes from desert to Antarctic
Fruit Explosion Muffins
Holy shit those look amazing. Those are at Tim Hortons?! I gotta try that shit.
Lower your expectations, it’s still a Tim Horton muffin
Fair. But they’ve had good ones before. That cream filled pumpkin shit muffin was bomb af.
Our “solution” to gun deaths is to add more guns.
Make armor out of guns.
Churches the size of castles full of people preaching humility.
Not just humility but literally poverty as a virtue too
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven but there’s such a thing as the Space Needle, and camels are like tiny compared to that thing…
Good thing the Space Needle has no eye.
Leave me alone! I’m rationalizing!
US or is there another?
Christ I hope there isn’t
Well there’s this place…
I mean I guess you can have ONE but we’re lousy with ‘em over here.
Yeah it feels like they’re about as common as Costcos these days
I assume some place in Europe because they quite literally have cathedrals and such that are like castles.
Though, I’ve never actually seen a megachurch from the US to be able to compare sizes. They’re definitely unique to the US.
The American mega churches usually don’t really look too much like churches and more like gigantic stadiums or even tents because they’re meant to accommodate thousands of people. But we do have “proper” churches which look like castles. Mostly on the east coast, from what I’ve seen. (I’m sorry, but I can never view those massive, super evangelical megachurches as anything more than a cult.)
Bro there are massive churches, cathedrals, temples, and mosques, across the Middle East, Europa, Asia, Africa, and both American continents… i assure you it’s not unique to whatever country you’re in
I guess I’ve never seen the equivalent of a megachurch anywhere else though. Cathedrals are big, for sure, but not like some of these monstrosities.
Walk in the Vatican City or il duomo in Italy, or St. Paul’s, St. George’s, or Westminster in England, or la sagrada familia in Barcelona… or a large number of other mega churches. Once inside you’ll see they’re comparable to modern mega churches but made ENTIRELY OF MARBLE instead of cheap ass sticks and drywall like American buildings. If you’ve ever been sitting in the pews of il duomo you’ll know you’re truly in a mega church, and once you’re done with service, there like 6 saints entombed a hundred yards from the pulpit, still inside mind you and nowhere close to any of the entrances
Probably like, 95% of the people in my city are either neutral or supportive of LGBT people. The last 5% are so fucking insane that it’s still scary to be LGBT. - (major Texas city)
Edit: I kinda assume this is unique because I’d think most places are either safe (with the occasional heckler) or completely unsafe. Texas seems special because it seems like most people don’t care or are supportive, but then you get the nutjob who’s entire reality is shattered by the idea that you aren’t straight and/or cisgendered and all they can do is get apocalyptically mad about your existence.
Edit 2: oh yeah, on a less depressing note, iirc Texas is like, sorta kinda half canyon. Iirc Palo Duro canyon doesn’t really have an end to it, it just kinda… widens until it becomes part of the normal landscape (I might be thinking of a different canyon though). As such, you could basically consider anything downstream from the canyon as being inside the canyon, resulting in a huge chunk of Texas existing in a canyon!
People in the UK drink so much tea (or coffee these days), that breaks in soap operas (such as Eastenders) cause the national grid to be on high alert, due to the incredulous surge of power from so many kettles being turned on at once.
That’s incredible actually
The most popular pop culture in the world
Japan?
No. Lol.
Horrible Past.
(Fossil) Vehicle production as economic livelihood.
Bread fetishism. “Beer purity law”.
Semi-ironic calls for a kebap price limit
Germany is that you
