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Dr. Wesker to [email protected]English • 8 months ago

If you fart in a hot shower, you can smell it in Technicolor.

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If you fart in a hot shower, you can smell it in Technicolor.

Dr. Wesker to [email protected]English • 8 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    4•8 months ago

    Huh? Why technicolor? Isn’t that where they colored in black and white film negatives with color or something like that. I don’t get the connection to farting in the shower and why is it farting under a shower and not just under water isn’t a different affect?

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      You should go fart in the shower. You’ll see. It’s like that scene from Ratatouille when the rat eats cheese and a strawberry together for the first time.

      • @[email protected]
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        Hmmmmmm not sure if I’m flattered regardless that you don’t know my age, that you think I made it this far in life never farting in the shower or insulted that you think I’ve taken so few showers that I’ve never experienced farting in the shower lol

  • Captain Aggravated
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    4•8 months ago
    1. I bet this is genuinely a shower thought.

    2. Competing hypotheses: either the higher temperatures promote travel of smell molecules, or they are water soluble.

    • @[email protected]
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      The answer: https://youtu.be/B3zqFJDJf2Q?si=qAIkuTZDSusavnUK

    • @[email protected]
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      I think it’s humidity and the fact that there’s no “filter”

      • Captain Aggravated
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        4•8 months ago

        There’s a shower thought for you. “Farts would be worse all the time if we didn’t wear pants.”

  • @[email protected]
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    A shower to a fart is what a cathedral is to a choir.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•8 months ago

    Why is that?

    I asked Dr Karl once, but he avoided the question.

    • Dr. WeskerOP
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      11•8 months ago

      The tiny water droplets sticking to the inside of your nose and sinuses amplifies the distinct aroma of your own brand.

  • @[email protected]
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    7•8 months ago

    The shower is by far the worst place to fart. It’s too pure.

    • Dr. WeskerOP
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      3•8 months ago

      Worst, or…

      • @[email protected]
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        5•8 months ago

        I mean, if you want to get that nasally intimate with your colon that’s your business.

        • Dr. WeskerOP
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          6•8 months ago

          I firmly hold true that anyone who claims to not enjoy the smell of their own farts is a liar.

    • thermal_shock
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      2•8 months ago

      nah, underwater. unfiltered and pure

  • @[email protected]
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    21•8 months ago
    1. What?
    2. Who hurt you?
    3. What?
    • Dr. WeskerOP
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      26•8 months ago
      1. Who hurt you?

      Mr. Beast

      • @[email protected]
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        18•8 months ago

        *smiles without it reaching his eyes*

  • @[email protected]
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    3•8 months ago

    Ah the cooked fart. My husband and I bonded over this very shower thought early in our courtship

    • vortic
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      1•8 months ago

      Shower sex is fun until you start smelling your husband’s colon in technicolor.

  • @[email protected]
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    8•8 months ago

    Gandhi quotes, so inspirational…

  • @[email protected]
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    17•8 months ago

    Hot boxing butt bubbles

    • Dr. WeskerOP
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      2•8 months ago

      Whitney’s Dookie Bubble

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        1•8 months ago

        Huh.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•8 months ago

      My favorite garage band.

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