I say “bum” and my wife says “boob”
Interested to hear what you think.
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Shmeckels, nick name of my cat when he eats…and shmecks
Shmeckels makes me think of a fun name for money, like shekels.
I say look at this fat stack of smackaroonies! That’s a lotta dough, there’s gotta be a hundred clams here! And you know what I’m gonna do with all these bones? Buy a thesaurus!
Shmackaroonies you shay?
Hump
Also: dink
Edit: hehehehehehe
You must be a fan of The Princess Bride, or as I like to call it Prince Humperdink and that Blasted Woman Who Didn’t Want to Get Married
Your edit is the whole reason I’m here :)
Engelbert Humperdinck ?
Bob
This is great, I have a curmudgeonly relative named Bob, and he would just hate to think that’s funny
Shit. I associate that with how my friend and I used to say it during games. “Ah Chiet!” like you have no teeth.
Shit’s versatile. Whether you pronounce it shit, shieeeet, shit… or SHIT! all has different meanings
However you spell that noise Guinea pigs make.
It’s like letting the air out of a balloon. Fascinating!
Cuy
GWEEK
WHEEEK
dude
duuuuude!
Onomatopoeia usually punch above their weight class here. Shlorp gets my vote.
Have you ever used Shlorp as a verb? I feel it paints a particular picture
Yes, almost exclusively in the context of dogs shlorping up water from their bowl.
Shlorp
Shlorp
Shlorp
Shlorp
Shlorp
*gets water all over the floor, again…
Peef.
It’s when you fart out of your dick hole. A “Penis Queef”, if you will. Happened to me once when I had a cystoscopy. Weirdest feeling ever.
What the fuuuuuuck. How do you delete someone else’s post?
It wasn’t fun for me either
I am sorry. I didn’t mean to be flippant. I had no idea that was a thing and reacted in the moment. Are you ok? Is your penis ok? Can you teach me your ways, senpai?
I learned a new thing today, thank you!
Does it sound like peef too? How many decibels do you think you could crank one out to?
It sounded like a silent but deadly fart. Like a PFFFFT.
Nah
I’m a nope guy myself, but I certainly get the appeal
Bjork!
I know it’s not a word, but a name… still if you use it with ! I think it’s particularly funny. Like it’s an exclamation, or a warning.
Bjork is my goto nonsense muppet sound. Bjork bjork bjork Bjork!
You know Björk in swedish is a tree
It’s birch.
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Isn’t it two syllables
It’s pronounced as one syllable in the Nordic languages
I’ve been saying it wrong for DECADES 😭
B-york – never thouht of saying it that way
Icelandic dogs:
Yes, and you have to say it while sucking in air, not breathing out.
Moob.
Hehe, moobies
Funt. Looks horrendously rude, resembles two terrible English words, but is completely without meaning in and of itself. Unless you let UrbanDictionary tell you that it’s the combination of those two words anyway.
It’s also the noise things make when launched out of a tube by compressed air, if not the noise made by lighting gases in a test tube, both of which are highly entertaining.
The spelling “phoont” may be preferable.
I know exactly what you mean with the air-tube. In video games it’s the stock grenade launcher sound effect.
I spell it “fwump.” It’s funny that we’re probably thinking of the exact same sound and have different ways to express it
“womp”
but usually funnier when used as a pair
Makes me think of a sad trombone. Whomp-whomp
Wah-wah-wah has a similar energy
Squirrel
This is kind of blowing my mind that a word that long is only one syllable
I see you’re unfamiliar with the alternate spelling, skwerl.
Always appreciated the levels of drawl it takes to squeeze this into one.
Funny, I drawl it into one syllable, but I read it as two. Didn’t understand how it fit the rule.
So you’re American, I take it?
Nip
