Bro. Ppl gonna see this and be like “THAT’S RIGHT!”
Better to identify them. ;)
Oh, don’t you worry, they’ll identify themselves for you without any additional encouragement.
NO I WON’T!!
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rappelling from the ceiling
“…and the microbots in the atmosphere are making my dick gay! My dick is gay!!”
“Dammit, Bubba! I told you before, your dick ain’t gay! You gots the ED! Your T levels are too low! Go take your T pills.”
“Mah dick is British!”
“Gawddammit Bubba!”
Yeah see, I’m not sure if he’s serious or not
Know what’s real? Stupid pointless troll posts.
How can I apply to become a globohomo? I mean I’m a straight beta male but still, I would love to join the movement.
You gotta fuck a tree.
Wouldn’t that make you an arborohomo? To be a globohomo you need to fuck a light bulb
Maybe a terrestrial globe? That would explain why some have a point labeled “Bangkok” (sic, presumably used an old or regional spelling)
I’m not an expert, I just like telling people to fuck trees.
Like one specific tree, or I get to pick?
Nah the tree picks you. You’ll know it when you see it.
It is nice to feel wanted.
Okay, I’m in.
Good luck, lube up!
I’m hoping for a weeping willow; tears make for excellent lube.
Instructions unclear, got my ass full of splinters
Well, that’s what ya get for not lubing up correctly, that ones on you bud.
no you got the instructions right, the splinters are an important part of the experience
Broke mob propaganda.
I wish I could be this confident about anything
“Technically a hurricane machine would cause weather change not climate change.”
punish cyber truck owners
Noooo, not the cyber truck owners.
I remember when they were sent by god to punish the gays, but now I find out it was sneaky Kamala all along!
Does this mean that my insurance company won’t consider them acts of god anymore and will actually cover them?
I bet she killed sparky too!
🤣
Thank god I can’t see that that says bullshit… oh wait
I really (don’t) enjoy that this is what needs censoring about this post, to get popular social media to spread it around.
to the Maker of all GloboHomos:-)
Oh fuck you just corrupted the fuck out of me. What in actual fuck is wrong with you, writing that on the Internet where people can read it?
Well damn, terribly sorry, I’ve been a real fucking ass hat towards you all, allow me to apologize like the bastard I am
Globohomo here too, ready for next year’s globohomo pride??
I hope they bring enough body oil this time. Last year the budget was blown on chemtrails and ketamine. I was chafing SO bad during the gay satanic orgy
Do what I do and stash an emergency bottle in the ol’ prison wallet
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That hurricane machine must not be working too well…
https://www.statista.com/statistics/203729/fatalities-caused-by-tropical-cyclones-in-the-us/
Funny how they never get the message that maybe GOD IS PISSED at them.
Nooo it’s all ‘this is because of the gays!!’ The fabulous gays of homophobe town is why it got flattened? Sure kevin
God couldn’t possibly be mad at them. Despite doing the opposite of many things Jesus taught, they must be right. The man on the big stage at the hundred-million dollar church told them so.
Needle, eye, camel, whitewashed graves, Matthew 6:5-6…
Sin, stone, John 8:7…
This is an actual term apparently in common circulation, though homophobia wasn’t even its original intent: https://glaad.org/globohomo-definition-meaning-anti-lgbt-online-hate/
Emerging in 2016, this multi-purpose, right-wing troll invention combines homophobia and anti-Semitism. Researcher David Futrelle’s well-known misogyny tracking site We Hunted The Mammoth offers this summary: “Ostensibly, ‘globohomo’ is short for ‘global homogenization,’ an alleged vast conspiracy to destroy ‘traditional’ culture and values and replace them with a sort of global (naturally) corporate uniculture. But it’s rarely used in this way, at least not exactly. For those who’ve seized upon the term, ‘globo’ means ‘globalist’ and therefore Jews; while ‘homo’ (the suffix) means, well, ‘homo’ (the slur). (Some, evidently worried that ‘globohomo’ isn’t gay-sounding enough, add ‘gayplex’ to it — ‘globohomogayplex.’).” According to the Online Hate Research and Education Project, white nationalists and other hate movements use “globohomo” to allege the existence of a global plot to promote the so-called ‘‘LGBTQ+ agenda,” a similarly minded conspiracy theory (promoted by certain sectors of the Christian religious right) alleging that LGBTQ people aim to surpass the rights of other groups and “groom youth into identifying as part of the community.”
Those evil leftists always pushing… checks notes corporate culture!
I thought globohomo was an alternate name for corporate Memphis?
and how do you think they arrived there? They think large corporations that have to toe the line with HR are using it.
Corporations : globo
HR : homo.
NB : I do not agree with these views, I merely understand what the views are and I am trying to educate mr kralk
