Of course it’s Joliet for absolute fucks sake

Small business tyrants craving ZYBERTRUKKKs has a special level of pathology to it that’d be worth an actual study.

There’s a nail salon in the strip mall with the grocery store I go to that has usually has a Cybertruck parked outside. No branding decals, but I’m sure it ain’t one of the nail techs driving that thing.

Guaranteed highest price paid for junk cars

I have a dream that one day this monstrosity is pulling something it shouldn’t up a hill and just starts rolling backwards, sending feedback into the electrical system and blowing up.